Therapy Gecko

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake …

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week.

Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final c…

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and othe…

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike. 

How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko.

Tickets f…

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad.

Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a bet…

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove the…

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should …

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. 

We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leag…

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate. 

Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and …

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship.

Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller …

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth.

Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a…

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.)

Then a final c…

Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, …

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s.

Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explo…

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.

Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus,…

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have …

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. 

Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger manageme…

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you l…

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard.

Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation.

Break yo…

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school.

My tail is stuck in the …