Therapy Gecko

A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety.

Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship with an OnlyFans model and a final caller reveals why…

A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes.

Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller…

A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. 

Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme disease, a caller has spiritual vision of Kanye West, a…

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours.

Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom.

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A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. 

Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being …

A caller flies to Finland to meet the love of his life, she is nowhere to be found.

Then a caller’s mom walks in on him flashing his asshole to a webcam, we unpack it all.  

Is this safe to eat? I am a…

A caller talks about hooking up with his straight friend and the baggage that followed.

Afterwards a touring Scottish tattoo artist walks across a bridge, a caller struggles with having too much sex, …

A caller’s boyfriend incentivizes her to quit vaping by allowing her to peg him.

Later a caller tries to decide if she should move to Japan to be with her long distance boyfriend, a caller tries to fi…

A caller tells me how working in a pet crematorium ruined his relationship and also tells some kind of fucked up stories.

Afterwards a tattoo artist takes us through their tumultuous last few years an…

A caller talks about leaving the Mennonite community and navigating 2 marriages, 2 divorces, and a kid.

Then a final caller reveals to me and his girlfriend just how much money he has spent on skins i…

An “amateur astronomer” explains why he is immobilized with anxiety due to the vastness of the cosmos.

Later I talk to a clown enthusiast about e-bikes and his bathroom, a caller shares how medically …

A caller tells his story of illegally immigrating into the US from El Salvador, and why he is debating moving back home.

Later a caller worries her line of work may ruin her family dynamic and a final…

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navig…

A caller is kind of stalked by a former flame who accuses him of being a serial killer. But it is chill.  

Afterwards an Uber driver explains why they rejected a viral art career and a final caller at…

Conversations with an avid collector of human skulls, a caller who is injecting dark web testosterone, a guy who spoke to demons through a Family Guy episode, a person who feels they deserve their cl…

We talk to two separate callers who were both given the same decision of whether to choose their girlfriend or video games.

Then a final caller tells us how he regrets using his Make-A-Wish wish on co…

A caller tries to decide if she should let her estranged father back into her life after learning he may have joined the Aryan Brotherhood while in jail for 10 years.

Then a caller tries to avoid bein…

A caller on a family vacation opens up about her intense relationship with drugs, getting sober, hooking up at rehab, and how PCP changed her life (for the better?).

Afterwards a pizza guy ponders his…

A caller debates whether or not to continue financially supporting her boyfriend and also whether or not to let her mom back into her life after she tried to poison her.

Later I talk to a chef about a…

A caller in the midst of a break up debates whether or not to burn his ex’s family photos.

Then a driving instructor talks about road rage and whether or not kids should drive high, and a final caller…