Therapy Gecko

I rant at a caller who enjoys fishing, a caller tries to find his footing as an animator, and a final caller longs to change their alcoholic lifestyle. 

Please silence your phone. I am a gecko.

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A couple pauses their date night to sit in their parked car and chat, I try to convince a caller not to buy a Porsche, a caller ponders celebrity nonsense, and a final caller gets cucked by God. 

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A caller experiences an episode of existential dread after taking some time off work, and shares their perspective on romance, figuring shit out, and just being alive in 2025. He called at a time tha…

After talking abstractly about life for a bit, a caller explains how he wound up on a Japanese TV show with his dentist’s cousin.

Later a caller tries to start a legal weed business instead of follow…

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am s…

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. 

Ok. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. 

Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement br…

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. 

Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. 

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Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I…

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. 

Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom.

I’m walking ou…

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller bu…

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller.

Throw me the remote. I …

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening. 

Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponde…

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats.

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A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned. 

Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell…

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t foll…

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more.

This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko.

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I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on a…

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own. 

Can I borrow a penci…

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work. 

This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my…