Miserable Retail Slave

Believing in honesty/ social media stunts/ social media celebrities/ is success in the social media age being on “Ellen”?/ Clickbait Faces/ Advice for people who want to be on GMA/ “this is weird...t…

Blindly, Stupidly Happy/ This mystical thing called ‘free time’/ Day dreams, Jack White, and Freedom from Cell phones

Sunday Truthers (3:51) / Comedy is being like a street rat (5:21)/ A case of the …

Thinking about death/ Tommy uses his degree like Captain America’s shield/ how you lose an argument/ No Footnotes Needed/ Putting your mind into a robot body/ would you upgrade your body? Personality…

Gum smacking/ Constable Thompson/ The Gum Factor revisited/ Pessimistic Jam/ bizarro gum factor/ the man with loudest gum chew/ “cool leather jacket”/ Tommy lectures Randy over physical stores/ loud …

The (Almost) (Week) Daily MRS

Presenting shorter bits of new Miserable Retail Slave content almost every week day!

Daily dose of vitamins/ Modern Drunkard book/ 10th drunkest state/ Flint Town/ That…

Oblivious people bumbling through life/ Another entry for the glossary of neck tattoos/ Godsmack and voodoo/ People Watcher - the next great social media idea/ capturing a fool/ Tranq ‘em and Tag ‘em…

Beef and Podwar with Nick from Epic Film Guys/ Double standards/ Makeup for men/ crushing on Brad Pitt/ Taking that rejection punishment/ Clownshoes, The god of Salty Tears and Butthurt/ Skull Polish…

Sticker beer/ 4 color vulgar words/ flag/ don’t trust the man that doesn’t swear/ the first time Randy and Tommy hung out/ winners and losers/ living out the lyrics of a song/ the shock of hearing sw…

Topical, Political content/ the best place to debate social issues/ the last time Tommy was at the gun range/ Hawk weapons/ “If I’m in a stressful situation…like If I know it’s happening…then I’m rea…

Frank and vulnerable/ Extinct Franks/ being particular about public restrooms/ Bathroom peekers/ Meat cutter apprentices/ The Bug Zapper…People just flocked to him/ Offended by Pattis and ok with Fra…

This weird world/ Uber is a weird thing/ An Uber co-pilot/ Randy wakes up seething/ A quaking/ Old Spice and Apathy/ The Panty Man/ a sweet little pervert package/ counting his panties/ The first liv…

Band in turmoil/ “No Responsibility” Thompson/ Being in a band/ Alcoholic telepathic abilities/ The trials and tribulations of the acoustic guitar/ Dark Reflections/ Becoming the awkward guitar guy a…

A good sarcasm/ Synesthesia for sarcasm/ The taste of sarcasm/ Tommy’s cold pizza score/ Tommy loves The Bachelor/ The foremost expert on The Bachelor/ Punctual Tommy’s Early Bird Problems/ A Fat Dad…

With special guests, Nick from “Epic Film Guys” and Tom from “Jake and Tom Conquer The World”

Tommy Impressions/ This Walmart/ Public restroom follies/ Corpse dung/ a urinal opportunist/ Tommy is out…

The boss/ A Salvation Army bell ringing incident/ The Salvation Sweeties/ An opportunist/ The worst bathroom ever/ ‘open sesame’/ the perfect Mentos opportunity/ Tommy wants to believe in a flat Eart…

This time, Randy and Tommy get real nostalgic as they talk about childhood movies that impacted them. The list includes Batman (1989), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Wizard, The Monster Squad and more…

This week, Randy witnesses an epic attempt at a public apology from a man who did a woman wrong. Hear all about this panicked Romeo’s plywood apology and whether or not it could possibly work.

Do ev…

Real life vampire scares/ March for vampire rights/ those magical phones/ That time Randy saw a flying vampire man as a kid/ Halloween episode/ love of candy corn/ Tommy gets excited for Milk Duds/ S…