Miserable Retail Slave

The things that people tell you/ “that’s crazy” is a defense mechanism/ “pull up a chair and stay awhile” acquaintances/ dream jokes/ Tommy doesn’t know Seinfeld/ Tommy saw Tim Allen/ To Frog/ The dr…

A lack of fashion common sense/ coat problems/ say no to day drinking/ Tommy’s on the sauce and went to the Story Inn/ World Wide Web/ Tommy is amazed by telephones/ did Star Trek inspire all the tec…

Unraveling a grand conspiracy/ this pandemic world/ your penicillins and your quarantines/ The claw machine/ no claw/ The Great Finnish Spongebob Famine/ don’t bubble wrap my pride/ come shop at the …

Phone germs/ untold camera tales/ Tommy the New Age Preacher/ The diary/ who’s smarter?/ a game of Price of Right/ Randy makes fun of Tommy’s philosophies/ The warrior poet of good virtue/ a hippie t…

This is a weird episode. Just a warning. We bring our B- game this time!

Shark vs Bear: which is deadlier?/ a different strain of bear/ lockdown traffic was the best traffic/ the legend of Two-Shot…

A cynical optimist/ a nail polish mishap/ The worst break up line ever/ poison control/ scarring kids for life/ Dads live for shoveling/ Tommy talks about Marc Maron/ I have a trauma too/ poison cont…

It's the second installment of the History of Unimportant Things. This time, it's the history of Bud Light mascot, Spuds Mackenzie.

Names/ beer mascots/ that first sip/ beer is a pain that you inflic…

Song of the Hermit Crab II/ Getting bullied and wicked wedgies/ Porker/ All animals want territory/ more Hermit Crab facts/ America’s Next Top Crab/ Never disturb Hermit crabs during the day/ greatne…

Randy’s respect for authority/ the police/ shenanigans at a Seven Mary Three concert/ I was an 8-year old anarchist/ The Hulk Hogans vs The Ultimate Warriors/ the middle finger/ “Do you know we’re ab…

This is a 2-part episode! Part 2 will be released later this week. Get thrilled.

Why do you talk?/ small talk/ Small talk is the junk food of conversation/ word pox/ Turn up the fun blues/ CRAB C…

This time, we interview comedian Cliff Cash about his new album “Halfway There” coming out on January 8!!

We talk about van life, the end of the world, surfing, selling photographs, having side hustl…

This podcast wants to speak to your manager.

It's a new feature to MRS - The History of Unimportant Things (The HUT), in which we look at the history behind the weirdest and irrelevant things in pop …

At ease, maggots. This time, Sgt Slaughter becomes our patron saint! He's a real American hero and followed us on twitter, so this eppy is dedicated to him.

Plus, Eve 6 puts our tender heart in a ble…

Snake oil salesman/ a hellable offense/ Uncle Snake Oil/ gas stations are the new Snake oil/ Yellowjackets/ gas station pizza/ spray hard/ The Lighthouse of Florida/ Tommy picks up a hitchhiker/ Lost…

Tommy talks to the Toys/ a brief history of Jimmy Olsen/ Tommy’s epic life/ Management material?/ Hands free!/ Howard Stern resigned with Sirius XM/ Bob Dylan sold his songs for $300 million, Jacob D…

Ruiner of worlds/ masked men/ who’s tossing cod/ the white trash lottery/ honkers/ The Masked Singer/ Take My Breath Away/ what’s the difference between a David Blaine and a David Copperfield?/ Heart…

Patty Cake/ The West Virginia Phil Collins/ Our Duty as Entertainers/ The Great Glitter Reckoning/ Dandy British Grocery Stores/ Propaganda from BIG MASK/ Glitter - the ultimate Narc/ Don’t Save the …