Miserable Retail Slave

Franks were born that way/ The passage of time (1:15)/ A confidential tale + living a life powered by confusion (1:45)/ Dad Grishem (2:50)/ A Deer Tale + the best pizza boy in movies (4:00)/ Tommy li…

A road trip episode! 

Sleep number car (2:49)/ a sign language road argument (3:39)/ reuniting with childhood friends and burning the mother down (7:39)/ The Intervention Retail Slave (IRS) (14:00)…

S07E08. Flight of the Bumblebae 

(Special guest Dan from Netflix N’ Swill podcast)

The Mattress Man/ The “That’s What She Said” game/ The disappointment of life and delayed gratification (1:13)/ …

We're back. Finally. We promise.

Our plan to save the country/ American Carnage (1:19)/ These olds and what are these teens up to these days (2:00)/ Uniting the country through the man-bun and the Ma…

3 dates scheduled, no dates had/ Tommy’s far away and distant like an emotional star (1:15)/ No good comes from the line “I Met Her on Tinder” (1:40)/ The first 48 hours are the most important (in on…

Sweatsuit Koala/ A restaurant problem - no straws, save the turtles (:48)/ A Fancy Nancy and not a Tom Clancy (2:00)/ Save a straw, save a turtle - the turtle straw (3:30)/ Turtle season (5:00)/ Shre…

A comedian’s chariot/ a Midway Adventure - people watching - the simplest things about human behavior (1:00)/ Enter: Mom Jeans (2:30)/ Head Daddy Macho makes his move with a high waisted woman (5:57)…

High and mighty about calendars/ “a man has a lot of deep thoughts when he’s under a white trash sky and a Budweiser spell” (1:00)/ brooding like a silent son (2:30)/ The King of Funk (4:20)/ First p…

Unleased episode, recorded in October 2018

Choose your own adventure/ Randy’s childhood broadcasting skills (1:00)/ choose your own existential crisis (4:50)/ That time Tommy heckled a comedian (6:…

This week, it’s an entire episode wrapped around the song, “Your Love” by The Outfield. How can you sustain an entire hour based on a 3 minute song? It’s possible. Take a listen and learn how. 

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Name equals how horrible people are/ Dollar stores and Licky Charms (1:00)/ Paul, the dollar store cashier (3:00)/ The rules of trash can (5:30)/ 7 years of Miserable Retail Slave (11:10)/ Retail the…

A story begins/ culmination/ Easter - a holiday or not (1:00)/ robotic miserable Retail slaves (2:13)/ Tommy’s U-scan story (3:10)/ automated retail employees will be the start of the robot apocalyps…

The things that I worry about most never seem to happen/ Birds (1:35)/ Tommy running pains (3:20)/ Herb (6:00)/ it’s a good thing animals are dumb (7:00)/ The man who killed a cougar with his bare ha…

Gas stations are the crossroads of America/ Are there rich people gas stations?/ The origin of Tommy’s super powers + Tommy Man (2:30)/ What is this: Quote City USA? (5:30)/ Randy’s face makes a girl…

Tommy has a Wall O’ Comedy and is no Ric Flair (0:55)/ A Tommy is born (Tommy hates “A Star is Born”) (3:00)/ Bradley Cooper, we remember where you came from (4:20)/ Tommy is a headlining comedian no…

Flying solo/ Getting tired of being of people being disappointing (2:15)/ make your moms proud (4:00)/ lasers (5:00)/ never got that laser background (6:00)/ The wrong idea about GI Joe (7:41)/ class…

Epiphany + The new premise of the podcast is we search for our premise every week + The meaning of Todd/ Tommy’s epiphanies (2:29)/ The Beloved’s epiphany (3:01)/ Bidet talk (4:55)/ Tommy’s hand wash…

Mr Punctual, a new super villain/ Yet Another Gas Station tale (2:47)/ Does Kid Rock remember Tommy? (3:30)/ “Just Do It” face tattoos (5:00)/ Greta Van Fleet on SNL/ are there tattoo counselors out …