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The Time Tommy Almost Met Bob Seger/ National Cereal Day and cereal maps/ Tommy appreciates milk/ Smells Like Old Spice/ Lance Armstrong causes air pollution/ the myth of the Beer Goggles/ Will Smith…

Buffalo head/ booty shakin'/ United States of Amammary/ MC Hammer rape whistle/  Google Glass/ the ultimate Facebook stalking tool/ Wearing Flippy Floppies with a Flippy Phlone/ Assault burrito/ Bull…

2nd episode this week. A quick and dirty one. Dumbo got drunk/ Deleting Myspace/ The politics of Myspace/ Facebook after death/ Panty Face/ Japan's weirdest hero/ Hentai Kamen/ Ratbot the bully

The buns are the ham/ Asteroids/ Adam Levine's zits/ Photgraph of S8er Boi/ Iceland wants to ban all the fun/ Guppies like hotties/ Fish stoned on pill pollution/ Skeletor Jones/ Woman has the same s…

The holy angel of Old Spice/ God is Rain Man/ .300 batting average/ Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker/ Love Gone Wild/ Horseman baby/ The Woman with the Face tattoo/ Monopoly controversy/ Flipper …

Bioprint some meat/ Drunk driving permits/ Courteous Lad/ Michelangelo, Shaggy, Scooby have a party/ Phoenix Jones wants you!/ Death by boob/ Moisturizing jeans/ Yahoo Answers/ Slash Michael Gunn/ th…

Hair is a lethal weapon/ The Vaportini/ Infidelity Phones/ Golden globes/ Deaf gangsta/ 18 Heads/ Kiss the rhino on the cheek/ …And you will know him by the trail Cheetos/ DNA spray/ Tommy's concern …

New Year's Resolutions/ Sneaky cat plans a jailbreak/ Name list/ Oldest lifeguard in America/ Sharks/ Blind man's instagram account/ Virtual assassins/ Yahoo Answers/ Taco Bell Speedo/ Stupid Justin …

The End of the World/ We live in the Matrix/ We're all figments of Psy's dream/ Scrambled Cinemax porn/ Ditto/ the Year of the Face Snack/ the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist/ Uncle Jamiroquai/ Jesu…

This week: People are the worst/ Jesus lacks text messaging skills/ Santa thinks you're a lumberjack/ Tommy tweaks out on coffee/ Pizza Hut perfume/ Hut bread/ Super Nintendo nostalgia/ 12-12-12/ App…

Tommy's senior citizen ghost/ Tommy's all grown up/ trading spirits for spirits/ A girl named Hashtag/ can you outlive the social media that you're named after/ 6 trillion texts and nothing said/ Ols…

Listen to the some (but not all) of the best that two idiotic idiots have to offer. These are some of our favorite clips from episodes 1-21 of the show. Including an old recording of Tommy talking ab…

This week we talk about the Nascar royal rumble, Tommy knows Jeff Gordon, the breast feeding truck (THE MILK TRUCK), Robotic arms and fake skin, priests brawl, life lessons about porn, wild west duel…

It's election night! Two idiots talk about voting and politics/ LeVar Burton is at the end of the rainbow/ Worm Boy/ Cookie Monster is a python/ Dangerous cities/ turning 30/ Phone sex moms/ Michael …

The Mayans and their calendar problems/ All Pumpkin Everything/ The Walking Dead/ Ron Jeremy Goes to Church/ Flammable sunscreen/ Lance Armstrong is a cheater/ the most expensive cocktail in the worl…

Halloween costumes/ Do you shake Ron Jeremy's hand?/ Tommy smells like a cheap hooker/ Snoop Lion (Dogg) and his voting opinions/ Hulk Hogan's sex tape, brother/ Beer/ In Descent Proposal/ Wooly Mamm…