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This week: Yahoo answers/ chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit/ magic banana lights/ the return of Zombees/ freezer babies/ unnecessarily graphic/ check out my deltoids/ choose your own adventure podcast…

This is a "Best of" deal. "Greatest Hits," if you will, of selected episodes. Featuring reheated leftovers from episodes 34, 42, 45, 48, and 49. Topics include: Ham tramp stamps, I Adolph your plate,…

This week: Bathroom etiquette/ Car and Driver/ Extreme Ironing/ Iceland facts/ Free Willy theme song/ skinny jeans/ the Tongue Twister Meister/ Teacher Torture Machines/ Stupid baby names

This week: Tommy's short story book/ we react to the Reaction Podcast's reaction to us/ Wikifeet/ Ghost in the Cheerios/ Cereal reincarnation/ Randy's death embarrassment/ King Hippo's modesty/ Repre…

Guess who’s back?/ Tommy tries to tell jokes/ analyzing Charlotte’s Web/ Superman’s crazy taste buds/ Krypto the superdog/ half-rock groups/ Thanksgiving’s new mascot/ fart filtering underwear/ Yahoo…

Movie festivals/ MEWvies/ Movie Boat/ Kiss my butt for $200/ Love notes/ A lady has hair that's 55 feet long/ RoboThespian/ World Toilet Day/ Jet packs/ Pepsi-flavored Cheetos/ Lose weight by breathi…

This week: a woman dislocates her jaw eating a burger/ Lion-dog/ yeastiality/ telepathy with a rat/ Megadeth impressions/ the Harvard Dave Mustaines/ Facebook makes you sad/Rock bottom is wearing han…

The Sticks and Stones Defense/ National Hot Dog Day/ Tommy's good story/ Woman brings horse into McD's/ Horseists/ Letters to prevent gun violence/ Stay classy, Rolling Stone/ Shark wrestling/ Aquama…

Winkleman/ Sharknado/ Can I Sharknado happen?/ corpse flower/ Google Glass for dogs/ singing is as healthy as yoga/ Penmanship is a sexist word/ Wasted and tipsy/ yarn bombing/ Mr Rogers vs. Bill Cos…

Joey Chestnut/ Yahoo Answers: Pitbulls and warp tours/ The Expendables/ Ivan Drago's piggy back ride/ Rocky villians/ Extinct Ethels and Endangered Ednas/ Kid sells his kidney to clear his video game…

This week on the show: we provide facts/ discuss a squirrel rebellion/ spirit animals/ From Yahweh to Yahoo/ The Toast Store/ Goodburger/ tattoos on the lower back = promiscuous?/ bottled water for w…

In which Randy is slowly losing his mind. We also talk about McDonald's "Mega Potato" released in Japan, dolphin-assisted births, and drop the bombshell that we're just a nation of ugs. Also, SHARKNA…

The Mr. T Commandments/ Netflix Adultery/ Venezuela needs toilet paper/ Bath salts "zombie" victim update/ Pedal Pubs/ The steepest hill of death/ Ohio is rude/ Powerball ticket fail/ Mike Tyson Myst…

Iron Man 3/ Goots my hoot/ Great Gatsby (IN 3D) speculation/ Tommy and Randy arm wrestle/ time passes slowly in a hippo's mouth/ King Hippo was a formidable foe/ Carly Rae Jepsen prom date/ TweetPee/…

This week: Go fly a kite/ Tommy gets hit on by a guy/ Jason Collins/ In-flight flirting/ the great shorts debate/ Florida man with a foot fetish/ Ponytail zip line/ Hands off/ Man loses life savings …

This week: The Joy of Community College/ Hamburger University/ The Best TV Theme Song Ever/ Tommy is a Belieber and calls Anne Frank ugly/ Under the influence of "drum and bass"/ Pad Gardner, the hum…

The resurrection of Tommy/ Operation fan fiction/ Facebook equal signs/ Facebook beat poetry/ Tommy never met a whale/ Dogfish/ Urban Tarzan/ Six Mix-A-Lot's Bootyism & Reincarnation/ Scratch-n-Sniff…

This week: Jumping the shark/ The Fonz is Mathew McCaonaughey/ Stallone vs. The Danza/ Tommy talks about The Bachelor and Bones/ Clearing your history/ Headstone sponsorship/ Farmer Death/ Living to …