Miserable Retail Slave

These morning rituals? Can't join the rat race/ Waterbeds/ Winning with some wimming/ Miserable Morning Ritual Slave/ A license to marry/ James Bond of the marriage/ New format/ Mondays/ The face of …

In this episode, we do the thing that you're supposed to right before your good chum gets married...it's a BACHELOR PARTY...but in podcast form.

Featuring special appearances by: Juliette Miranda & D…

Not a competitive man/ The kids need money/ Smug dogs/ This is Tommyland now/ Mudstreaks/ A tale from Randy’s youth/ The Shoplifter/ Mr Sears’ Gold Chocolate Coin/ The lessons of Stan Lee and Spider-…

Divorce rates/ those cold feet/ Morals and Values Thompson/ Married to Yourself/ Tommy “just knows”/ Randy Franchises/ Find a mate/ How many carats/ Manifest Destiny/ Settle quarrels with duels/ 32 a…

Why would I do that?/ the fans/ peaks and valley/ Wrinkles galore/ What percentage of the nation finds you attractive?/ The Ultimate Betrayal: Michael and the Ninja Turtles/ Wedding probation/ local …

MC Whopper/ Overly happy retail workers/ Nathan, The Best Gas Station Attendant in the World/ a ball of drugs/ that time someone almost got sold meth/ the nose ring power of fable/ closing the pool/ …

Baby Birded/ These fast food lines/ The Breaking Bad RV/ Freestyle Coke Machines/ The Filthy Larry/ Lips/ a horrible Venus fly trap/ a sickly Edgar Allan Poe/ the morning class/ coffee and workplace …

The worst pharmacy of all the lands/ The bad Avengers/ The worst retail workers/ Old Muffins/ a return to Fully Bev/ “We Got Ice!”/ Frozen miracles/ A bumbling gargoyle/ PAT/ PAT TIME/ A Miserable Re…

Hair scares/ A gypsy curse/ An alpha move/ A left part/ A southpaw/ The microphone master/ the variations of the female haircut/ The twisted beauty salon experience/ Tommy the nice guy/ Heaven is to …

People are the dumbest humans/ A place of letters/ Coffee Cup Philosophizers/ Philoso-raptors/ Great Grandfather Tyrannosaurus Rex/ Forced vasectomies/ Tommy doesn’t know what a vasectomy is/ The Lan…

Rickelodeon/ No More Big Als/ Where did all the nicknames go?/ A vow is made/ The magic trick/ Some pie in sky dreams/ Some gnarly boot/ The story of how Tommy joined the podcast/ The Pomegranate and…

The Exploding Face/ Dentists are a conspiracy/ A Brace-face Man/ Appointments/ Let’s clear our calendars/ Faking smiles/ These waiting rooms/ The Shark Dentist/ Broflakes and Rebel Skanks/ McGraw Fac…

One those old fashioned hot button issues/ Salute the problem/ Dad Flirts/ Elevate above dad status/ Skillfully twisting dad jokes into dad flirts/ Such a Bad Dad/ A Dave Suit/ Digital Dad Flirts/ Em…

Basking in the glory of the Retail Paradise/ Workplace humor/ Saving two damsels in distress at the self checkout/ Tommy needs to know about women/ haha./ On Point at all times/ AWESOME SENTENCES ONL…

Chunk rolls/ The power of the eye rolls/ Chuck W. Norris/ Tommy’s snake/ Porches and snakes/ Kyle/ You ever see a mummy in real life/ Starr and Sweet Tiff/ Why do we assume that soap is the cleanest …

Special Guests, TRB formerly of The Retail Rant and Heather D

Flint Water/ If Bozo was president/ An old toad of a man/ Heat Stroke - the new 5 hour energy drink/ Tommy in a hot tub/ “Not The Mama”/ …

Summer Lovin…Tell Me More/ Buck Fever/ Receive Thy Gift/ Miami Wrinkles/ Netflix and Chili/ Pepper and Love/ We start a new online dating site: Gettin’ Randy/ Online dating mating/ Let Me Rip Off Mis…

Happy/ Seeing a rollerblader in the wild/ Tommy’s an active rollerblader/ The King of the Rink/ Tommy lives to blade and skate/ That Great Rollerblading Epic/ The Black Hole/ Thank you for repeating …

Hang on every word like a Cliffhanger/ Study Cliffhanger/ Dolph Lundgren’s Triple Threat/ Fan fiction/ Randy’s 7 year old shirt/ James Dean’s Headstone/ These d-bags are multiplying/ The Cliff Burton…