Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 223
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
#HAWSTL 122 - Zoe Saldana's Lasagne Cocktail Stunt Double
Sorry this one is late. Today we talk...
• Weekends as parents.
• 50 day dieting.
• The Penguin Files update.
• The Lasagne Cocktail.
• Pink outfits & cancellations.
• Car trouble.
• Panini Football Sticker…
#HAWSTL 121 - The Penguin Files
Hello! Something a bit different today. We've had so much feedback about the story of the stolen penguin on a school trip, we thought we'd dedicated (at least) an episode to it. Our research has take…
#HAWSTL 120 - Mother-in-Law stands by penguin story
Another week in review podcast... But first some life bits...
• Dubai getting rid of masks.
• More school visits.
• Covering the breakfast show.
• Panini World Cup footy stickers.
• Driving lessons & cryi…
#HAWSTL 119 - The life of an expat Facebook page admin
Hello! Great episode today. We chat to Ian Sanders, creator of The Real Brits in Dubai Facebook page. With almost 12,000 members in just four years, we delved into the highs and lows, the pitfalls an…
#HAWSTL 118 - Week in review, loud sex & bad pool etiquette
It's the end of the week as we know it... And we feel... Well, knackered. As usual. On today's podcast, we started with some life bits:
• Swimming pool knobhead.
• Diet news.
• The skin tag gun (trigger…
#HAWSTL 117 - School distractions & holiday diaries
Hello! lots to talk about today before we get to the Holiday Diaries in the second half. Today we cover...
• Kids being off school, upsetting your routine.
• Simon's "Catboy Talks Funny" side project.
•…
#HAWSTL 116 - Hollywood hair, poo bags, big school distractions
Hello! Well, this episode was going to be another travel diaries segment but we got into the content, so we've pushed the next travel diaries episode back to later in the week. Today is Queen Elizabe…
#HAWSTL 115 - End of the Week Review (17th Sept 2022)
Hello and congratulations on making it through another week of life without (if your week's been anything like ours) murdering someone, having a heart attack, giving your children enough mental damag…
#HAWSTL 114 - Berlin diaries, toe nails, car rants & the fridge
Hello! After a big argument yesterday, we haven't spoken for a day, so we thought we'd get on the mics! Big one today. Among other things, the first half of the pod features...
• Swimming & a possible…
#HAWSTL 113 - End of the Week Review (11th Sept 2022)
Hello! This is the first of our brand new ;End of the Week Review' episodes. A look back at happenings and stories that have caught our eye. This week...
• Class parent WhatsApp groups at school (with…
#HAWSTL 112 - Royal Update & Holiday Diaries (AMS>BML)
Hello! To follow on from Thursday night's podcast, when we had just heard the shocking news of Queen Elizabeth's death, the first half of our recording today is our feelings since then... When it sta…
#HAWSTL 111 - Queen Elizabeth II
This is an unusual episode, which we recorded more for ourselves than anything else. Like everyone else, we watched the News today but tonight we were hosting one of our weekly quiz nights when the s…
#HAWSTL 110 - Meltdowns, tin openers & Amsterdam
Hello! We uploaded ep.110 yesterday but there was a glitch in the audio and we sounded like Norman Collier doing his broken mic routine (this), so we had to delete it and do it again. This podcast is…
#HAWSTL 109 - Holiday Diaries pt 1
This is the third time we've tried to upload this episode and, to be quite frank, it's ruined our afternoon! Here are the first parts of our holiday diaries, taking in the flying, London, the New For…
#HAWSTL 108 - Holiday Buffer and The Return of Boobs & Dragons
Hello! We've been away. The holiday pods are coming. They won't be daily, like last year but we did record in several countries, talking about where we've been and what we've been up to. So they'll b…
#HAWSTL 107 - There are always 6 ****s at Dubai comedy nights
On Episode 107 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life) the hot topics are Dubai's inclement weather (we disagree about this), deliveries (we disagree on certain orders), an invention for middle…
#HAWSTL 106 - Effin' Bees, Visa Runs, Dating Apps, Summer Chaos
A meandering flight of the Simon & Lorra wafflecopter, landing at various destinations, including...
• Illness & top-wife behaviour.
• The Hatta visa run.
• Dating apps (Tinder & Hinge).
• Kid-induced st…
#HAWSTL 105 - Random Day Nut Lube
Hello you! And Happy Father's Day! Today we're talking about...
• Lorra's stress levels.
• Car AC armpit cooling.
• School Summer finishing time.
• Shorts problem for women.
• Local clothes envy.
• Back of…
#HAWSTL 104 - Car, Fridge & Pie Disasters
Hello you!!! Sorry for the pause in pods but as you'll hear, it's been a bit of a mad old time. Coming up we're talking...
• Simon's crazy TikTok figures.
• The Amber Heard poo prank.
• Quizzing.
• Being…
#HAWSTL 103 - Googling Women with IBS
After it took three 'takes' to record the last podcast, Simon (mega-frustrated that his expensive wireless mics were 'playing silly buggers') wanted to test the mics on a drive. So we did. Apologies …