Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 223
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
#HAWSTL 022 - "A STARSTRUCK GYNAECOLOGIST"
A bonus episode of sorts... As we'll be spending a month out of the country, we've invested in some field mics to record wirelessly and wherever we are. So, we gave them a go in the car (quite noisy)…
#HAWSTL 021 - "I'M GOOGLING 'JOCK ITCH' STRAIGHT AFTER THIS"
Episode 21 of #HAWSTL (Husband and Wife Sentenced to Life) stumbles around subjects like a legless uncle at a wedding. We chat about:
• Forest fruits green tea.
• A bizarre car smell.
• High-achieving k…
#HAWSTL 020 - "HE HAD CHRONIC DIARRHOEA. HE WAS 4 HRS LATE"
We're back! And it's ep20 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). So much going on in this one and it gets more emotional than we ever have before. We talk about:
• Lorra finally extacting Simo…
#HAWSTL 019 - "THERE WAS WEE LEFT IN THE TOILET"
We're back with another bumper podcast episode of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life). We tried to record one at the weekend but SOMEONE had a strop! Instead, today we talk about...
• Back to w…
#HAWSTL 018 - "I HAD A PUDGASM"
A bit of a gap since our last pod but we've squeezed plenty into episode 18 of #HAWSTL (Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life), including...
• Surprise rain.
• A working weekend at a posh hotel.
• Crazy bed …
#HAWSTL 017 - "EPILATING THE SOUTHERN END"
We're on a "staycation" (vomit) this weekend, so this podcast was recorded a little bit early. And for episode 17 of #HAWSTL,w e talked about...
• The approaching Denmark vs England game.
• Avoiding be…
#HAWSTL 016 - "THRIFT SHOP AESTHETIC"
For her birthday, our 9yr old daughter wanted to take her Spanish boyfriend for a romantic, Italian meal, which we were about to head out for, so we didn't have a heck of a lot of time... But managed…
#HAWSTL 015 - "NOBODY LOOKS GOOD SNOGGING"
Episode 15 almost didn't happen because we were mid-birthday party for our youngest, Betsy Pearl. But, like the troopers that we are, we walked the fifteen paces to the studio and talked for a whole …
#HAWSTL 014 - "BED LEGS PHENOMENON"
A pre-listen warning... There's a proper argument in episode 14 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We also talked about...
• The 'Bed Legs' phenomenon.
• Science... What makes an internet troll?
• S…
#HAWSTL 013 - "SOMETIMES I'LL GO FULL NUDDY"
Episode 13... But is it unlucky? We'll after making an appearance at No.25 in the UAE Podcast Charts, we disappeared again, so maybe there's something in it! Today we talked about...
• Secret supersti…
#HAWSTL 012 - "I'M LIKE CHOCOLATE FOR P.M.S"
Simon tried to get out of recording ep.12 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', due to extreme exhaustion but Lorra twisted his arm and it could be the best episode yet! Today we talk about:
• The se…
#HAWSTL 011 - "SUPERMARKET ETIQUETTE"
Episode 11 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' is, once again, overflowing with marital discord and tales of trying to get by. Today we talk about...
• Just how international our podcast is.
• Listen…
#HAWSTL 010 - "CRISP DIP PROTOCOL"
We made it to double figures! And episode 10 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL) is pack to the rafters! We talk about:
• Podcasters replacing friends.
• Feedback on accidental texts, jab r…
#HAWSTL 009 - "THERE WAS A PUDDLE ON MY CHAIR"
Episode 009 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' was recorded less than 24 hours after our second Pfizer vaccine shots.
Today we talked about...
Yesterday's day from hell.
The Relationship Card.
Unusual…
#HAWSTL 008 - "HE MADE LARRY GRAYSON'S FALSE TEETH"
On episode 8 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', Lorra went for the jugular on Wife's Whinge, with an issue that will have most women screaming "YES SISTER!" out loud. We also dissected...
• Making…
#HAWSTL 007 - "A GIANT CUTTING HIS PUBIC HAIR"
Episode 7 of #HAWSTL is a real rollercoaster ride, beginning and ending in actual tears.. We talk...
• The last day of school ever.
• Pub lunatics... Dubai vs the UK.
• A 'clicking' Wife's Whinge.
• A 'h…
#HAWSTL 006 - "NATURALLY QUITE A HAIRY PERSON"
Episode 6 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life is packed to the rafters...
We may be accidentally sending out messages that we're swingers (we're not).
• Tales of teenage stupidity.
• Hitting rules in th…
#HAWSTL 005 - "IT LOOKS LIKE POORLY WEE"
First outing for our brand new intro jingle today.
We'd done a bit of sunbathing and Lorra had done a bit of drinking before (and during) today's recording. It shows. We touch on Eurovision fame, "Cov…
#HAWSTL 004 - "INTERRUPTING A CROW'S FUNERAL"
Episode 4...
Blagging the Pfizer.
A big cat in the wild.
A bird in the bedroom.
An animal funeral interruption.
A disappointing fast food move.
A minty "Wife's Whinge".
A "Husband's Hump" about a (ahem) siz…
#HAWSTL 003 - "PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BAGEL"
Episode 3 with Simon & Lorra.
We talk...
A rare bit of (surprisingly enjoyable) football.
Lorra's stomach problem.
Paul McCartney's Eye Yoga.
Paul McCartney's bagel.
The perils of tweens & the evil interne…