Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 223
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
#HAWSTL EP222 - SHORTS KARMA & THE SEXOLOGIST
We’re back in the shed/studio for another half hour of waffle. Today, we chat about…
• Weighing-up whether to get the ‘sexologist’ on the podcast.
• Should we accept a sponsorship offer?
• Why we popped…
#HAWSTL 221 - The Candlewick Marriage-Ender
Here we go then. Back in the shed/studio for another waffletastic session. Today we cover...
• The Maypole’s naughty connotations.
• The fear of country villages.
• Films we actually almost appeared in.
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#HAWSTL 220 - First Lunch Hour Since 1999
We’re back after a bit of a gap, due to lfe logistics (as we explain). Coming up on this epic ep…
- Back in Prickler’s Studio (the shed).
- Simon’s parents paid their inaugural London visit.
- Brotherly priva…
#HAWSTL 219 - Accidentally on Purpose Up the Bottom
Hello you! A gorgeous suny morning on Thursday 3rd April 2025, so what better way to spend it that sat indoors recording our podcast?! Today, ranting and raving and mainly disagreeing about...
• Spect…
#HAWSTL 218 - Hot Cross Bun Heartache & Sartorial Faux Pas
Hello you! Here's a short one, because we had microphone trouble, so we tried to savage as much as we could. Normal service will resume on ep219. Still, it's worth a listen, if you're content with ou…
#HAWSTL 217 - Sabrina’s Eiffel Tower
Hello you! As you may have noticed, we've updated our cover art with a brand spanking new photo (the last one was taken a few years ago). Hope you like it! A fantastic chat today (recorded Thurs 20th…
#HAWSTL 216 - The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug
Hello you! Well, Simon's back from Scotland, so we're back in front of the mics and apping away about...
• Talking about your emails from around the world (then totally forgetting to read them out)
• F…
#HAWSTL 215 - Cocktail Depression Cure
We recorded this episode over a week ago, pre-Oscars. The reason for which will become apparent when you listen. A possible bous episode coming this week. But for now, we're talking...
• Our worldwide…
#HAWSTL 214 - The Aldi Dead Zone
Apologies for the gap in pods last week. Half-term busy business took over and, try as we might, it was impossible to find time to squeeze one in. Today, we catch up on...
• Shopping list feedback
• T…
#HAWSTL 213 - Wimp Mullets & Beg Friends
Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemuse…
#HAWSTL 212 - No Love for Shopping List Genius
January has finally ended. And we're back with episode 212 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We'd love you to get in touch (email below), whether it's something you'd like us to talk about, some…
#HAWSTL 211 - KINKY VERRUCA FEET & HAVING A ‘GUSH’ DAY
Hello! A slight technical difficulty (Simon THE IDIOT didn't plug his microphone in!). We did our best to make it listenable but the processing has got rid of some of the laughter. So apologies for t…
#HAWSTL 210 - Bailiffs, PAYE booze & red tape
Here we go with ep210 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ aka #HAWSTL. Still in the living room, because it’s too cold to record ion the shed/studio.
Today, we waffle about…
• The annoying (perma-hun…
#HAWSTL 209 - New Year Catch-Up Pt.2
We're back for pt.2 of the New Year Catch-Up! Today (or rather, the other day) we talk...
• Things that aren't believed-in anymore.
• Halloween & Bonfire Night.
• Remembrance Day thoughts.
• Both of our …
#HAWSTL 208 - New Year Catch Up Pt. 1
It’s a new year’s miracle. We’ve got off our backsides to record another bumper three-part compilation of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’. And BOY do we have a lot to talk about… And BOY is most o…
#HAWSTL 207 - Girls Aloud in Waitrose
Back in the shed/studio for ep207 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life.
Watch us on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/VzqY6S6fVHQ
Today we cover...
• A double fall
• Awful bath calamities
• Ploughman's social…
#HAWSTL 206 - Autumn & Jogger's Nipple both arrive
Back in the shed for ep206 of Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. Today we cover...
• Our first proper night alone in years
• Autumn (& Autumn decorating)
• Foraging
• Pumpkin aesthetics
• The Christmas Box
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#HAWSTL 205 - P**nstar Martinis for Kids
Hello! We're back and the good news is the bloody cameras worked this time, so if you scoot over to our YouTube page, you can actually watch this one and check out our new podcast studio/shed!
Today, …
#HAWSTL 204 - The Shower Gel & Puff Incident
We're back and this episode has been beset with technical gremlins, so we've only got audio for you this time. But plenty to chat about, including...
• Ibiza
• Notting Hill Carnival
• Leo doing the impo…
#HAWSTL 203 - Summer Special - Part 5
Welcome to the final episode of our Summer Special/Catch-up. And have we saved the best for last?!
• A walk in the woods.
• Accidental cottaging.
• Couch to 5K.
• A round-up of all the West End shows we'…