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Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]

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Relationships Women Money Family Society & Culture Parenting London Kids & Family Marriage Love
Update frequency
every 6 days
Average duration
36 minutes
Episodes
223
Years Active
2021 - 2025
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#HAWSTL 082 - CAT LITTER ORANGE JUICE

#HAWSTL 082 - CAT LITTER ORANGE JUICE

Hello! A quick (well, half hour) catch-up featuring...

• The Britishness of crisps in the car.

• Lorra's profoundly in love with Zoflora.

• A baby jam update.

• The pre-recording bank text.

• Bamber Gasco…

00:29:47  |   Tue 08 Feb 2022
#HAWSTL 081 - BABY JAM & MEAT MILK

#HAWSTL 081 - BABY JAM & MEAT MILK

Hello! Once again, if you'd like to contact the pod, drop us an EMAIL. We popped into the studio straight after rolling out of bed for today's chat. We have...

• Your toast feedback.

• Marriage and bei…

00:40:04  |   Sun 06 Feb 2022
#HAWSTL 080 - SWARFEGA & SORBET SEX

#HAWSTL 080 - SWARFEGA & SORBET SEX

Hello! Let's start with our email for contact...

[email protected]

Please get in touch about anything... Replies to our discussions, your thoughts, your ideas, your Wordle scores... We love t…

00:55:43  |   Sat 05 Feb 2022
#HAWSTL 079 - WHAT IS JURASSIC PARKING?

#HAWSTL 079 - WHAT IS JURASSIC PARKING?

Hello you! Another episode so soon after the last ramble. Yes! But we had a few good things to talk about...

• James Blunt debrief.

• Lorra getting on the Wordle bandwagon.

• The etymology of "Jurassic …

00:50:50  |   Sun 30 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 078 - MISCHIEVOUS BRUSCHETTA

#HAWSTL 078 - MISCHIEVOUS BRUSCHETTA

Hello! Today we rabbit-on for a good while about:

• Simon's "Hey man!" accidental, constant misgendering.

• Inside Out Day.

• Lorra's life goal.

• The 'cheer-up' delivery to an empty house.

• The psycholo…

01:04:28  |   Sat 29 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 077 - DIVISION 3 PIZZA

#HAWSTL 077 - DIVISION 3 PIZZA

Hello! Today we're talking...

• Weather.

• Stolen weekends.

• Theme Parks.

• Lorra's reaction to hot food.

• Lorra's attempt at the takeaway triple.

• The dog at death's door.

• The cats bedroom surprise.

• …

00:24:47  |   Sun 23 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 076 - JAMES BLUNT & ALTERNATE BUTTOCKS

#HAWSTL 076 - JAMES BLUNT & ALTERNATE BUTTOCKS

Hello. Happy Friday! Today we're talking...

• Meat Loaf memories.

• Ooni pizza ovens and hating stuff that's popular.

• A bank fraud update.

• Our feelings on automated phone services.

• An unplanned nigh…

00:48:52  |   Fri 21 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 075 - LONG TERM MARRIAGE REPLY

#HAWSTL 075 - LONG TERM MARRIAGE REPLY

Hello! We haven't seen each other all day and basically switched the mics on as soon as we both got home. There's a bit of tension which we didn't want to talk about but almost did. We also covered..…

00:29:18  |   Tue 18 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 074 - CHEESE ON TOAST MURDER

#HAWSTL 074 - CHEESE ON TOAST MURDER

Hello again! Keen to get the settings right on the roving mics which Simon messed-up so badly on ep.72, we recorded the drive to fetch the little devil from her performing arts school, during which t…

00:23:37  |   Sun 16 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 073 - IT'S DUBAI'S LIDL!!!

#HAWSTL 073 - IT'S DUBAI'S LIDL!!!

TRIGGER WARNING: On today's episode, we talk about breast cancer in depth and how it's affected us over the Christmas period.


Hello. We're back! So soon!!! Simon has done a 4hr radio show today, follo…

00:39:43  |   Fri 14 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 072 - APOLOGY PIZZA

#HAWSTL 072 - APOLOGY PIZZA

Hello! First of all, apologies for the audio quality in the second half of today's podcast. We've been desperately trying to get into our little studio and record but time has been against us. We dec…

00:53:37  |   Fri 14 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 071 - THE MICHAEL SHEEN ENVELOPE

#HAWSTL 071 - THE MICHAEL SHEEN ENVELOPE

Hello again. Lorra didn't want to record today but we persevered an, as a result, have a podcast for you. We talk New Years Day and the rush to cook, the lousy weather, Simon's perfect family day wit…

00:42:40  |   Tue 04 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 070 - THE OVERUSED OMICRON EXCUSE

#HAWSTL 070 - THE OVERUSED OMICRON EXCUSE

Hello! Happy New Year! It's New Year's Day and, as we've not managed to get a podcast done since Christmas Eve, here's a bit of a Christmas catch-up, a talk about the between-days and New Year. Plus …

00:52:18  |   Sat 01 Jan 2022
#HAWSTL 069 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

#HAWSTL 069 - TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Hello and Merry Christmas! We've just popped in for a chat on Christmas Eve. The sun has just gone down. Lorra has just taken Betsy Pearl for her bath whilst Simon (and the elves) prepared her Christ…

00:36:55  |   Fri 24 Dec 2021
#HAWSTL 068 - SHAGVENT CALENDAR

#HAWSTL 068 - SHAGVENT CALENDAR

Hello! It's Christmas Eve Eve! From our own Santa's Grotto, where two busy little elves have been wrapping, we talk about how The Beatles have big-time ruined our Christmas, people adopting the Shagv…

00:41:11  |   Thu 23 Dec 2021
#HAWSTL 067 - CHA CHA TROUSERS & TAILOR SLUTCUT

#HAWSTL 067 - CHA CHA TROUSERS & TAILOR SLUTCUT

Hello! Today we talk Lorra's birthday and how she rated it, Simon surviving brunch, Lorra's cha-cha trousers, a double dress fail and subsequent tailor slutcut, watching the new Spiderman, the no-boo…

00:33:21  |   Tue 21 Dec 2021
#HAWSTL 066 - DISPLAY NUTS

#HAWSTL 066 - DISPLAY NUTS

Our podcasts... They're like buses. You wait for weeks then two come at once, etc. Well, we are trying to make them regular, now we've got a bit more time. Today, on very little or no sleep since the…

00:32:07  |   Wed 15 Dec 2021
#HAWSTL 065 - MICRO-ORGASM

#HAWSTL 065 - MICRO-ORGASM

Hello again! First of all, a massive apology for the gap in podcasts. All will be explained within the pod. We cover Simon's 50th and a very emotional birthday video montage, Christmas Fayres, trying…

00:47:35  |   Tue 14 Dec 2021
#HAWSTL 064 - P.E. TEACHER'S PERIOD TALLY

#HAWSTL 064 - P.E. TEACHER'S PERIOD TALLY

Hello again!


Today is Simon's last day in his 40s, last day of the first half century of his life... So a lot of fun today! We talked...


• A strange, early birthday greeting.

• A 100% sleepless nights &…

00:47:50  |   Wed 24 Nov 2021
#HAWSTL 063 - DISPLAY CANDLES & BARBER ABUSE

#HAWSTL 063 - DISPLAY CANDLES & BARBER ABUSE

Hello you! Some jingle-jangle Christmas bells throughout this pod. And we got through a lot of stuff...


• Moaning about moaners.

• Doing Christmas early.

• Barber abuse (with naughty voicenote)

• Becomin…

00:42:00  |   Tue 23 Nov 2021
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