We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]
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Hello! A quick (well, half hour) catch-up featuring...
• The Britishness of crisps in the car.
• Lorra's profoundly in love with Zoflora.
• A baby jam update.
• The pre-recording bank text.
• Bamber Gasco…
Hello! Once again, if you'd like to contact the pod, drop us an EMAIL. We popped into the studio straight after rolling out of bed for today's chat. We have...
• Your toast feedback.
• Marriage and bei…
Hello! Let's start with our email for contact...
Please get in touch about anything... Replies to our discussions, your thoughts, your ideas, your Wordle scores... We love t…
Hello you! Another episode so soon after the last ramble. Yes! But we had a few good things to talk about...
• James Blunt debrief.
• Lorra getting on the Wordle bandwagon.
• The etymology of "Jurassic …
Hello! Today we rabbit-on for a good while about:
• Simon's "Hey man!" accidental, constant misgendering.
• Inside Out Day.
• Lorra's life goal.
• The 'cheer-up' delivery to an empty house.
• The psycholo…
Hello! Today we're talking...
• Weather.
• Stolen weekends.
• Theme Parks.
• Lorra's reaction to hot food.
• Lorra's attempt at the takeaway triple.
• The dog at death's door.
• The cats bedroom surprise.
• …
Hello. Happy Friday! Today we're talking...
• Meat Loaf memories.
• Ooni pizza ovens and hating stuff that's popular.
• A bank fraud update.
• Our feelings on automated phone services.
• An unplanned nigh…
Hello! We haven't seen each other all day and basically switched the mics on as soon as we both got home. There's a bit of tension which we didn't want to talk about but almost did. We also covered..…
Hello again! Keen to get the settings right on the roving mics which Simon messed-up so badly on ep.72, we recorded the drive to fetch the little devil from her performing arts school, during which t…
TRIGGER WARNING: On today's episode, we talk about breast cancer in depth and how it's affected us over the Christmas period.
Hello. We're back! So soon!!! Simon has done a 4hr radio show today, follo…
Hello! First of all, apologies for the audio quality in the second half of today's podcast. We've been desperately trying to get into our little studio and record but time has been against us. We dec…
Hello again. Lorra didn't want to record today but we persevered an, as a result, have a podcast for you. We talk New Years Day and the rush to cook, the lousy weather, Simon's perfect family day wit…
Hello! Happy New Year! It's New Year's Day and, as we've not managed to get a podcast done since Christmas Eve, here's a bit of a Christmas catch-up, a talk about the between-days and New Year. Plus …
Hello and Merry Christmas! We've just popped in for a chat on Christmas Eve. The sun has just gone down. Lorra has just taken Betsy Pearl for her bath whilst Simon (and the elves) prepared her Christ…
Hello! It's Christmas Eve Eve! From our own Santa's Grotto, where two busy little elves have been wrapping, we talk about how The Beatles have big-time ruined our Christmas, people adopting the Shagv…
Hello! Today we talk Lorra's birthday and how she rated it, Simon surviving brunch, Lorra's cha-cha trousers, a double dress fail and subsequent tailor slutcut, watching the new Spiderman, the no-boo…
Our podcasts... They're like buses. You wait for weeks then two come at once, etc. Well, we are trying to make them regular, now we've got a bit more time. Today, on very little or no sleep since the…
Hello again! First of all, a massive apology for the gap in podcasts. All will be explained within the pod. We cover Simon's 50th and a very emotional birthday video montage, Christmas Fayres, trying…
Hello again!
Today is Simon's last day in his 40s, last day of the first half century of his life... So a lot of fun today! We talked...
• A strange, early birthday greeting.
• A 100% sleepless nights &…
Hello you! Some jingle-jangle Christmas bells throughout this pod. And we got through a lot of stuff...
• Moaning about moaners.
• Doing Christmas early.
• Barber abuse (with naughty voicenote)
• Becomin…