Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life
We are Simon & Lorra. A married couple. Mum & Dad to three kids... One in his 20s, one at uni, one fast approaching her teens. We love each other to bits but we also realise that we want to kill each other a lot. One day that quote will probably be used against one of us in a court of law. Each episode, we'll chat about our marriage, love life, kids, London, relationships, anything relevant in the news and we'll recommend anything we've seen, played, read or listened to. Contact us on [email protected]
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- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 36 minutes
- Episodes
- 223
- Years Active
- 2021 - 2025
#HAWSTL 142 - Bugs, creepie-crawlies, cockroaches
Hello! On episode 142 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we delve into the murky, freaky world of bugs. Before that, we talking about Lorra eventually getting her hair done and her unusual way of …
#HAWSTL 141 - Hospital Horrors
Hello! On ep.141 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we start with a bit of 'Intrnational Women's Day' chat (that's when we recorded this episode).
We then move onto hospital chat. Simon has been in…
#HAWSTL 140 - Beavers' Glands Surprise
Hello you! Thanks for having a listen to us on 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life'. We have now been heard in 107 countries around the world and, at time of writing, had our highest ever chart positio…
#HAWSTL 139 - The case for Jeremy Clarkson
On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we're fresh from finishing the second series of 'Clarkson's Farm', so we air our feelings about Jeremy Clarkson and make the case for and agai…
#HAWSTL 138 - Toothpaste, Old Pants & Shakespeare
Hello! On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we're heading towards a chat about Shakespeare. But before we get there, we discuss Simon's recent loss of taste, a marriage toothpast…
#HAWSTL 137 - Mum & Dad Taxi Service
Hello! Thanks for listening to 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life. We hope you like, subscribe & leave a lovely review of the show! Grovel, grovel!
We start today with Simon stressing about a hospital …
#HAWSTL 136 - Coffee Shop No-Nos
Hello! We recorded ep136 of ‘Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life’ whilst suffering mild exhaustion. It’d been a long day.
When we got on to the subject of coffee shop annoyances, we discussed when the w…
#HAWSTL 135 - The Case Against Small Talk
Hello! Thanks for having a listen to 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' (#HAWSTL).
Today we're ironically having small-talk about small-talk. However, we start with this morning's pain-in-the-backside…
#HAWSTL 134 - Valentine Quickie
Hello lovebirds (or not)! Hot on the heels of yesterday's episode, we wanted to acknowledge VD... Valentine's Day. Love it or hate it, it's a thing. We started by talking about a special skill/abilit…
#HAWSTL 133 - A Rare Case of Dad Inspiration
Hello and thanks so much for having a listen! On episode 133 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' we sound a bit different because we're recording on different mics in our living room. For no extra …
#HAWSTL 132 - Pet Regret
Hello! On today's episode of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life', we start by talking about how numerous precariously-balanced grocery boxes could not only lead to Simon's death but also to a decent d…
#HAWSTL 131 - Doctor Discomfort
We start episode 131 of 'Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life' with Simon (fresh from the school run) talking about the car front seat. Lorra has some heartbreaking news about 'the favourite parent'. And…
#HAWSTL 130 - Booking Holidays
On episode 130 of HAWSTL, we start with a chat about Lorra's TV cardigan (as seen on 'The Midnight Club') before moving on to subject du jour... Booking holidays. We start with why we're being forced…
#HAWSTL 129 - Tights
Hello! This pod should've gone out over the weekend but as you'll hear, we had a discussion/talk/blazing-argument (delete as applicable) an ran out of time. One of Britain's top radio, medla law and …
#HAWSTL 128 - A bit heavy on tea towels
Hello! Thanks for popping by.
On today's podcast, we talk about Lorra's achievements through the week (she promised in the last episode that she was going to try to do something for herself).
We also t…
#HAWSTL 127 - Make Some Time
Hello! Happy New Year! We know we shouldn't be saying that on 15th January and we actually start by discussing the cut-off for saying 'Happy New Year'. Other topics today include...
• Simon's route to…
#HAWTSL 126 - The perfect Christmas film plot
Here's our Christmas special... A little bit of chat about feeling Christmassy, something that was definitely not slippers on Amazon and then we get into creating the perfect Christmas film.
We'd love…
#HAWSTL 125 - Baby balls & waiting for 'The Day'
Shooting-off to do our last quiz of the year, so not much time for waffle but we will try to get another pod recorded pre-Christmas. Today we talk about Simon suffering a cycling affliction he's neve…
#HAWSTL 124 - Simon's Birthday Broadcast
Hello! It's been a while. Lots been going on but we wanted to get back in the saddle with a birthday bradcast for Simon. It's a relatively quick one for us, at just over half an hour. We talk...
• Ove…
#HAWSTL 123 - Food Ghosts & Charge Anxiety
Hello! Apologies for the HUGE seventeen days since our last podcast. It's just been the same old parenting shenanigans. We won't bore you with it... Or maybe we will! On today's ride of the wafflecop…