Going Terribly
Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.
You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 262
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 119: Two Patrons of Aviation in an HP Lovecraft
Is there anything in this whole wide world that is worse than burning your mouth on hot food?
Other discussion topics may include:
- What to do when garlic knots flip you the bird
- Do you really wa…
Ep. 118: Four Girthy Rulers in a Spaghetti Western
It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be about the same as the last.
Join our perennial New Year's guests, Jason & Candi Vincent, for games, performances, and…
Ep. 117: Two Wee Little Sprites in a Clean & Clear Morning Burst
Is this the episode that leads to us getting whacked? Like, off? The one where we inadvertently stumble into a centuries-long conspiracy involving the Mob, and trigonometry, and commedia dell'arte, a…
Ep. 116: Three Ho Ho Helpers in a Decades-Old Family Diner
Give a hearty HO HO HO to our special guest: King of the Food Court, Llama with the Drama, Lover of Christmas, ANDY JONES! Gifts and games and merriment ensue.
And a special treat for you all: altern…
Ep. 115: Two Chitty Bangers in a Russian Roulette Snuff Film
There are a lot of porny puns in this one! You're welcome :)
Other discussion topics may include:
- The generous way to be the stranger danger for a kid during the holidays
- An examination of food …
Ep. 114: Two Incendiary Figures in a Panic Regarding Mercury Levels in Certain Fish
We talk books. Both the moral and ethical kind, but also the outdated, pee-stained, bathroom readers kind.
Other discussion topics may include:
- How enjoying a nice flatbread can get you speared in…
Ep. 113: Two Melancholy Cacti in a Troublesome Sandwich
You know what's great?
A really, really, great sandwich.
And killing many birds with one stone.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Omniscient phone calendars
- Learning how to plow corn to appe…
Ep. 112: Three Construction Paper Turkeys in a Technicolor Fight Club
Did you know gefilte fish is the second most popular Thanksgiving meat? Join us for more fish-related games and trivia, as well as a special fishy guest: THE RED HERRING!!!
Other discussion topics m…
Ep. 111: Two Old-Fashioned Spicy Hermits in a Musical About Chernobyl
Doug and Alice went to Nashville for Alice's birthday, and of course Alice had to f*ck around and find out if Krystal is superior to White Castle. Oh she's gonna get an earful when she returns home.
Ep. 110: Two Private Dicks in a Mouthful of Dialogue
It's Election Day. Again.
(and almost Alice's birthday, but sssshhh...it's a no frills surprise)
Other discussion topics may include:
- Who's bigger than Shakespeare, Sondheim, and DiMaggio?*
- A h…
Ep. 109: Three Very Famous People Who Are Now Dead in an Abandoned Cabin Somewhere
It's the day after Halloween!!!! *evil laugh* *blood-curdling scream* And our MAD Halloween horror hound, Kevin Roach, is back to regale us with stories of THE OTHER Kevin Roach...
No, not figurativ…
Ep. 108: Four Anxious Vegan Poets in a Denny's Knockout Orgy
IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR EXTRA LIFE! And we've got Power(up) Couple Josh Weiland and Gennie Adams on the pod, promoting our 24-hour video game fundraiser and sharing stories of possum trauma, lexical smu…
Ep. 107: Two Sucked Chili Dogs in a Full Service Gas Station
Alice has a case of the Melonhead, and now she and Doug can't elope. Wait, what?
Other discussion topics may include:
- An episode dedicated to (yet only briefly mentioning) the NBA
- Getting filed …
Ep. 106: Two Mincable Onions in an M. Night Shyamalanian Twist
We talk about Alice's dentist again. And Paducah. They really are just founts of conversational intrigue.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The possibility of a Tarantino-Pixar collaboration
- …
Ep. 105: Two Real American Heroes in a Hash Brown Casserole
In this here episode, we ask perhaps the hardest hitting question we ever have asked: can...vegans...swallow? *wink wink nudge nudge*
It's all downhill from here! Wait, so does that expression mean i…
Ep. 104: Two Armored Butts in a Hit Film Starring Jack Black
This is the episode where Alice steals all of Doug's segments.
Not like his thorax or abdomen, but like his bits.
Not his gizzards and giblets, but like his -- oh whatever, just listen and find out…
Ep. 103: Two Faulty Heat Shields in a Burned Dinner
You know what's interesting? Regular automobile maintenance. And vending machine snacks from the early-aughts. And admirably petty multi-million dollar lawsuits. Ooooh yeah....
Other discussion topi…
Ep. 102: Three Sentient Strings of Digestive Fluid in a Chicken Pot Pie
Happy 2nd Podcast-aversary to us! To celebrate, we invited thespian, power lifter, and Stephen King fan, Wendy Brown, to the pod! She's not a psychotic, deranged, ax-wielding fan. She just plays one …
Ep. 101: Two Pounds of Gourmet Leftovers in a Throe of Passion (just one)
101 episodes in, and we're still finishing each other's complexly Oedipal eructions.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Video game farming, fishing, and dog bonding
- Human intervention's effect…
Ep. 100: Three Giant Balls of Hot Plasma in a Bright Side to the Pandemic
CONGRATULATIONS TO US ON 100 INANE, EDIFYING, SCATOLOGICAL, SESQUIPEDALIAN EPISODES OF GOING TERRIBLY!
To celebrate, we invited our first virtual guest! Doug's old friend and Actual Famous Person™, J…