Going Terribly

Alice gets her chompers polished, and Doug relives the trauma that is Homecoming Spirit Week. Semi-Recent Semi-Decent News makes an entrepreneurial return, and SOMEBODY DIES.

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GFDF*† Josh Weiland comes on the pod and cheats at all the games. 

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- The unexpected pride of being a nimrod

- A glimpse into Hitler's eighth birthday

- Words peo…

Get ready for the hottest of takes in this episode. Should cursive still be taught in schools? Is tofu actually flavorless? Has there ever been a less appropriately named food than "Fun Size" candy b…

Podcasters, filmmakers, and w'hores for s'mores, Emily Durchholz and Jake Bilinski, join us for our big, fat 75th episode in celebration of Valentine's Day (belated), International Women's Day, and m…

Is your blood haunted? Do you need to exorcise some of that pesky, intransigent blood? Try bloodletting! It's the newest scientific craze!

Lots of It Went Terriblys to unpack here at the beginning of…

Apparently, lots of internet people are up in arms about not using toilet paper anymore. Bidets are the big hygienic thing. But wouldn't that change everything about you as a human being? Are you rea…

Have we told you philately that we love you? 

See, philately means stamp collecting, so it's like we're sending you old-fashioned correspondence. Through your ear holes. That's like, aurilexisynchron…

It's a short but hella satisfying episode this week cuz all of winter came crashing down on us last week. This past week. Whatever. You know what we mean.

And if you want to listen to Alice talk in a…

This week's episode boasts a JUMBO-SIZED It Went Terribly, so let's share some alternative episode titles: 

Two Dutch Rudders in a Media Frenzy
Two Nips, Ands, & Butts in a Controversial Biology/Art …

You ever wonder how sex would be for people of wildly varying heights? Like if Kristin Chenoweth and Yao Ming got into some polyamorous sixty-nining, will their heads and genitals still line up?

I gu…

Thank Doug for Being a Friend! It's Doug's birthday episode, and since yesterday was what would have been Betty White's 100th birthday, Alice devised a saucy gauntlet of Golden Girls-themed games for…

Alfredo goes to the vet, gets addicted to teabagging, and narrowly avoids being dressed up as a mime, a gondolier, a zebra, a referee -- basically anything black and white with a pop of red -- becaus…

Swinging the pendulum from sacred to profane, as is our wont, this episode runs the gamut from existential crisis born of bicycle thievery...to matter-of-fact categorizing of unfortunate skin conditi…

It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe...maybe this *something-that-rhymes-with-"round bouncing ball of marsupials"* will be better than the last. Candi and Jason Vincent, of Pranks…

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, which means guests! games! ... and gas? Let our leading extra, Gennie Adams, jingle your bells with baking stories (both weed and culinary), OnlyFans ASMR…

Let's get intimate, shall we? Are you a rowdy sleeper and wake up with limbs all akimbo and pillows strewn all over the bed and whole asscrack hanging out, like Doug? Or are you a vampire and sleep o…

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It's almost Alice and Doug's anniversary of the couplins. AND WHY DOES AUTOCORRECT REFUSE TO LET ME SPELL IT THAT WAY?!?!?!

Anyway, they'll celebrate with some high art and low balls and of course, s…

Have you ever served on a jury? Do you know anyone who has? What about in a restaurant test market or a Gallup poll or the survey of 100 people on Family Feud? Does anyone know anybody who's ever res…

If all of our episode titles didn't have to strictly follow (split infinitive FTW!) the "Two Peas in a Pod" format, we'd call this one "In Loaf and Breadsketball."

Get cozy as we riff on dough balls,…