Going Terribly
Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.
You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 262
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 38: Two Emotional Support Cicadas in a Burrito Swaddle
A terribly adorable episode in which Alice and Doug talk about wholesomely themed parties, friendly insects, giant cozy blankies, nostalgic reality stars, and a wedding reception on Uranus. What?
Ot…
Ep. 37: Two Secret Meatball Subs in a Phantom Dookie
How to describe this week's episode... It's intimately illuminating and oddly philosophical...yet also terribly irreverent and straight-up gross. What, that sounds like all our episodes? Yeah, I was …
Ep. 36: Two Pleasant Futhermuckers in a Handball Game Toss Match
The AC was out, so our brains were fried. This here synopsis is just a list of alternative titles for this short episode.
Two Exquisite Corpses in a Google Egg of Easter
Two Rare Conditions in a Hodg…
Ep. 35: Two Nonrefundable Dolls in an Erotic Dollhouse
The first episode of June gets a bit kinky -- what with the rotisserie chickens and feline anxiety medication and Do Not Resuscitate orders. We really do need to abide by Robert's Rules of Order if w…
Ep. 34: Two Popular High-Flying NBA Legends in a Big Brick of Jiggly Eggs
It's time for the NBA Playoffs, and Doug has concocted a couple of peachy keen, basketbally games that Alice just...totally nutmegs...on... Am I using that right? There are also absolutely NO SPOILER…
Ep. 33: Two Cunning Linguists in a Sex Museum
Doug and Alice return to their scatological roots in this poopy yet educational episode. Sorry, not sorry.
Other discussion topics may include:
- An education on the most serious of vibrators
- The …
Ep. 32: Two Lymph Biscuits in a Cocaine Reduction
Alice and Doug toured some White Castles,
In Macho Man gowns, caps, and tassels.
They both flashed their V-cards,
Sent beef down their innards,
And spent all night clenching their a$$h***s.
Last week…
Ep. 31: Two Yogurt Suppositories in a Macho Commencement Ceremony
Its may the 4th. U know what that means. Doug and Alice celebrate better speech and langauge month by singing 'Pomps and Circumstance,' which is in the pubic domain. Who knew? Theres alot of It Went …
Ep. 30: Two Animatronic Stone Cold Steve Austins in a Small World After All
In honor of both Going Terribly's 30th episode AND National Tell a Story Day, Doug shares a lovely, traumatic children's book idea about a chicken who befriends a whale that'll make you weep, and Ali…
Ep. 29: Two Teeny Tiny Onions in a Sexy Breadmaker
It's 4/20, and Alice waxes poetic about White Castle's delightful munchies, and Doug definitely, absolutely, incontrovertibly DOES NOT wane at length about Steve Guttenberg and his entire cinematic c…
Ep. 28: Three Downtown Superstars in a Menstruation Refrigerator
Henrietta Jones-Flaherty was an aspiring butter carvist in Evansville 1936. She gained accolades for her butter sculptures, but jealousy amongst insiders and vile ridicule slung by outsiders eventual…
Ep. 27: Two Hemogoblins in a Weighted Blanket of People
Alice almost but doesn't win a prestigious playwriting award, and Doug almost but doesn't legally change his name to the name of a food in order to get a lifetime supply of said food. YET.
Other dis…
Ep. 26: Two Half-Eaten Sausages in a Pool of Bean Dip
It's time for a virtual vacation, so don't go anywhere! Just listen to Doug and Alice talk about strapping themselves into a sweaty VR headset to perform boring, everyday tasks such as kickboxing, fl…
Ep. 25: Four Screaming Goats in a Hard-Knock Life
In honor of World Theatre Day on March 27, local thespians, Kevin Roach and Zachary Charlemagne Tieken, regale the dastardly duo with tales of on-stage fellatio (via fried fowl), on-stage intercourse…
Ep. 24: Two Service Humans in a Supreme Sacrifice
It's Spring Break, bitches. Doug and Alice go out of town and get schwasted on Bosnian food and boozy ice cream, respectively. Then they return to discuss heady issues like hostile architecture again…
Ep. 23: Two Pounds of Flesh in a Meatball Sub Costume
Welp. It has finally happened. Twenty-three episodes in, and Doug and Alice discuss whether or not they would actually eat human flesh. And not just eat any old human flesh, but like go to a niche (l…
Ep. 22: Two Failing Temples in an Underground Kidney Ring
Here they come to wreck the day! Doug and Alice reflect on morality, art, and the sins of our forebears, and the crock that is chiropractic medicine, and toxic metals in baby food, and dear lord, is …
Ep. 21: Two Sorority Sisters in a Bin of Marshmallow Fluff
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Ep. 20: Three Beefy Pinkies in a Head Massage Chain
Have you decided what you're giving up for Lent? Milk? Bread? Warm weather? We are definitely not second-guessing Punxsutawney Phil today... Snowpocalypse is nigh, so cure your VD hangover with a lit…
Ep. 19: Four Sweet Nothings in an Interesting Meth Town (A Very Terrible Valentine)
She's a rare breed of unicorn, and he's in the business of misery. When Emily and Jake meet-cute at a recovery group for nose fetishists, sparks fly. But while they're engaging in pankkake and decidi…