Going Terribly
Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.
You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 262
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 58: Two Holland Oats in a Game of Human Tetris
To Alice on Her 37th Birthday... That movie allusion FINALLY makes sense!
Other discussion topics may include:
- Listen, it's Alice's birthday. You don't need any other reasons to listen to this epi…
Ep. 57: Two Acclaimed Serial Killers in a Cacao-Fueled Covid Dream
It's November, and you know what that means. It's the season of food and togetherness, paranoid Covid scares, reinforcing of gender roles, and figuring out once and for all, what the heck happened to…
Ep. 56: Three Undead Presidents in a Holiday Murder Spree
Halloween is upon us, and so is Kevin Roach. BOOM.
Alternative title ideas for this episode:
Three Zombie Abe Lincolns in a Body Swap Killer Movie
Three Buttcheeks in a One Nightstand
Three Freshly G…
Ep. 55: Three Dream Daddies in a Mobile Spelunking Adventure
Digital Dynamo Josh Weiland is back to plug our annual 24-Hour Extra Life livestream where we sit on our asses and play video games all day for charity! Doug also masterminded the most inscrutable wo…
Ep. 54: Three Methhead Actors in a Mashed Potato Wrestling Match
WE HAVE A GUEST! WE HAVE A GUEST!
After 26 guest-less episodes, we reverse the curse with our most Royal King of the Food Court, the Emperor of Ice Cream, the Llama's Pajamas: ANDY JONES! Come learn…
Ep. 53: Two Trash Babies in a Hollywood Looper Mafia
For the second greatest moment of synchronicity in Going Terribly history (the first being 16:08 in Episode 13), check out 23:06 in this here episode, which is dedicated to September ending, funky on…
Ep. 52: Two Messy Texans in a Realistic Looking Cake
Thursday is International Podcast Day, and this week's short but sweet episode is full of neato-torpedo audio-didactic trivia...like how the ancient Romans invented indie filmmaking and how Thomas Ed…
Ep. 51: Two Witchy Boils in an Unsuccessful Drowning
Aaarrr, ye scurvy bilge rats! Turn yar rudder to thy chosen auricular device, and harken to the dulcet tones of Rear Admiral Douglas Redbeard and Shen the Scaly Scaliwag, as they regale you with tale…
Ep. 50: Two Plumbings and Goings in a 50th Hebdoversary
Just a plain old average episode coming your way with no trivia games or milestone celebrations or surprise presents of any kind...
Other discussion topics may include:
- The desire to pee across …
Ep. 49: Two Undersized Cucumbers in a Wall-to-Wall Wind Tunnel
Rabbit Rabbit! It's the first episode of September, and boy, do we have some atoning to do. After making some not necessarily false but ultimately misinformed statements throughout August about the L…
Ep. 48: Two Competitive Speed Drinkers in a Roman Bath
You know what everybody loves? Summer camp. A week of open flame, peeing into troughs, and getting your first period out in the wilderness and not telling any of the camp counselors and just shoving …
Ep. 47: Two Caramel Drizzles in an Astronaut Diaper
Today is Strange Music Day, so Alice and Doug will take you on a magical musical journey through upbeat songs with sad lyrics, the best genres of music to fight depression and facilitate pooping, how…
Ep. 46: Two Thrashing Worms in a Duct Tape Prom Dress
Sometimes, you just gotta start out an episode by making juvenile fart noises with your hands. You certainly don't have to continue the rest of the episode like that, but what can we say, we're just …
Ep. 45: Two Porch Zucchinis in a Terrible Alibi
Going Terribly is a true crime podcast now. Doug watches a ton of Forensic Files, Disappeared, and Killer Couples (who knew?), and Alice was recently trapped in a car for 9 hours and listened to the …
Ep. 44: Two Internal Urethra Sphincters in a Petri Dish of Science Dairy
August is upon us, which means National Ice Cream Month is over. Join Doug and Alice as they pick up the shards of their shattered existence by conquering their childhood fears of killer clowns, anxi…
Ep. 43: Two Stolen Babies in a Film of a Short Story
Was the Lindbergh Baby ever found? Are the humanoid races from Lord of the Rings still considered "humans" like we're considered humans? Are Counting Crows lyrics actually deep, or are they only dece…
Ep. 42: Two Sockball Snatchers in a Sex Identity Matrix
In this fast-paced episode, Alice and Doug go *bang zoom* straight to the moon and back with musings on Hogwarts houses, reality dating shows, and sex work destigmatization. Doug also creates some pr…
Ep. 41: Two Hot-Blooded Foreigners in a Crotch Swat Showdown
You guys, this episode is adorable. Chock-full of puns, callbacks, and wholesomely embarrassing stories about Doug macing someone in the face and Alice almost drowning in a pool. Bonus Words With Ner…
Ep. 40: Two Sasquatch Medallions in a Camera Obscura House
It's our 40th episode, and we simply MUST revisit the wiping debate again. After all, it (i.e., “going,” e.g., either #1 or #2) is the namesake of the podcast.
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Ep. 39: Two Fraudulent Olive Oils in an Extra Virgin Throat Coat
Once upon a Tuesday dreary, while I floundered, weak and weary,
Over many a taint 3 oz or 5 oz poor —
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently crapping, cr…