Going Terribly

Hello listener. This is your wake-up call. Every day of your working life, you have stumbled around like a zombie, listening to the same true crime podcasts you've consumed for the past decade. Now Y…

It's a great day for a great day. Alice talks loooong and hard about Dungeons, Dragons & Beyond -- yep, we're doing that kind of podcast now -- and Doug takes us on a side quest through the wonders o…

Colors of the world, Doug up your life.
Every boy and every girl, Doug up your life.
People of the world, Doug up your life.
aaaAAAHHH!!!!

It's Doug's birthday episode, and Alice has prepared a rauco…

Alice and Doug will return on Tuesday, January 19th for Doug's special birthday epic! But before that, for this second abbreviated edition of the show, they've handed the keys to the Going Terribly-m…

Doug and Alice get a bit pensive for this retrospective (retrospectus?) episode by recounting the highlights and lowlights of 2020 (high: that one painting of a girl laughing at a painting of a butt;…

'Twas the episode before Christmas, when all through the sludge,
Not a vulgarity was spared, not even a "fudge";
The mockings were flung around the leg lamp with glee,
In hopes that our guest Wendy w…

Dearest Going Terribly devotees,

The coda of this pernicious solar revolution that threatened to never meet its quietus is finally nigh. A festive holiday denouement is upon us, and with it, comes gr…

Like Roberto Esquivel Cabrera's American Girl Doll-sized penis, which is actually mostly foreskin, this episode of Going Terribly is mostly It Went Terribly. Let us regale you with tales of how Alice…

On the heels of a wicked Pranksgiving hangover, Doug and Alice discuss gentler, milder topics such as feng shui, American Girl Dolls, tax-free groceries, local filmmakers, and the timeless tunes of T…

Release the Piecaken! It's Thanksgiving week, and Doug and Alice have crankstaken the shenanigans up to 11. Gird your sirloins for some long and uncomfortable ASMR, as well as a biblical digression a…

In honor of Pranksgiving next week, Alice and Doug share their best, wholesome prank stories that may or may not involve knights, potatoes, grand larceny, douching, flaccidity, tickling, butterballs,…

On November 10, 1810, George Jennings, inventor of the first flush toilet, was born.

On November 10, 2020, Alice Shen, co-host of Going Terribly, will probably wreck a flush toilet after eating a tor…

It's 90s week, and the floor is nostalgia! Alice confesses that she never finished reading Watership Down in the eighth grade, and Doug reveals that he prefers *NSYNC over Backstreet Boys. They talk …

It is a dark and stormy night. A gravelly voiced man sits by the fire, eating a peanut butter sandwich...

But not just ANY peanut butter sandwich --- a HONEY ROASTED peanut butter sandwich...

But not…

Double, Double, Boil and Trouble! Doug accidentally drinks shower water during a boil advisory. Alice nearly burns her house down while boiling a pot of water to sanitize her menstrual cup. They’re c…

The dastardly duo contemplate getting matching tattoos after a series of unfortunate events: Doug regrets investing in artisanal beads; Alice pines after an unattainable hurdy-gurdist in Winnipeg; th…

Alice has an existential crisis and considers a career change into the audiobook narration industry. Doug can’t remember when he last hugged someone, and it’s slowly murdering him. They finally learn…

On this episode of To Outsmuck a Smucker, Doug channels his best Orson Welles and reads a diary entry from The Uncrustables -- a neo-noir adapted from a gothic novel. Alice accompanies with some ques…

Doug expounds upon the social mores of pandemic dating and questions the role of unlimited chips and salsa in group dining situations. Alice confuses bukkake with bunraku (Japanese puppet theatre) an…