Going Terribly
Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.
You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 262
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 139: Two Sweet Fluffy Friends in a Dingleberry Cheesecake
So ladies, do you ever have a front fart? Like a fart that instead of escaping out the back, burbles up the front? Alice can't be the only one, right?
Other discussion topics may include:
- Ode to a…
Ep. 138: Two Potato Stompers in a Canadian Tech Company
We're trying to boost our ratings by saying incendiary things about beloved personalities. Watch out, Betty White, Ryan Reynolds, Mel Gibson, Queen Camilla. We're coming for you.
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Ep. 137: Two Ghost Rats in a Hotel Allegedly Used for Murder
Nothing but CRIME happening in this episode. Rat thievery.* Puppy abuse.** Serial killing.***
Other discussion topics may include:
- Handheld vegetables and the gloves that hold them
- The underra…
Ep 136: Two Billy Goats in a Dish of Pretzel Sticks
It's a lot of people's birthdays today, and they're all EXTREMELY relevant :D And Alice had a classic bonehead misadventure down at the historic Reitz Home Museum Bourbon and Bowties soiree and has l…
Ep. 135: Two Heart-Shaped Grenades in a Parole Jam
You know how Alice and Doug generally just talk out of their asses? Well, they do their due diligence and correct their falsehoods too. It's time for Dueling It Went Terriblys!
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Ep. 134: Two Arbiters of Pop Culture in a Rick-Rolled Murder Video
Have you ever gotten into a frisky time race against the clock in one of those super deluxe car washes that's like a sudsy, frilly rave inside? It's like a Neon Demon fever dream.
Other discussion t…
Ep. 133: Two Energizing Beans in a Time Capsule in the Event of Doug's Death
This week is a short one because Alice is dead and Doug is dying, and what's gonna happen to the podcast?! Would any of y'all step up to host? Who are we kidding, there's probably a line of you a mil…
Ep. 132: Two Chubby Checkers in a Long-Standing Proxy Feud with Thomas Edison
Wouldn't it be interesting if both Abraham Lincoln and William Shakespeare didn't know how to read or write until they were 16? Well, it's not true, so don't go spreading it around. We could get sued…
Ep. 131: Two Messed Up Iguanas in a Potato Bouquet
It's time for Dueling It Went Terriblys! We're switching up the format with a livelier, more interactive, tit-for-tat (heh) segment on all the mistakes we've made in the past month. On the podcast, a…
Ep. 130: Two Country Broads in a Puddle of Lady Moisture
What's your favorite pasta shape? What would you put on your vanity license plate? Would you ever perform a midnight blood ritual to help your roses grow?
All these scintillating questions and more…
Ep. 129: Two Goofy Brits in a Coffee Shop Flash Mob
In this lexicographic episode, we learn the meaning of newly minted dictionary words like deadass and cakeism. We also cover some St. Patrick's Day trivia. Yeah yeah, we're late. So sue us.
Other di…
Ep. 128: Two Promiscuous Grandmamas in an Incest Coffee Commercial
Daylight Saving Time just ended. Who has time to read a description?
Let's just do some more alternate episode titles!
Two French Futbolers in a Tickle Fight
Two Michael Caine Bears in a Crime of Pa…
Ep. 127: Two Cattle Hurters in a Virtual Reality Ride Through Canadian Landscapes
It's Women's History Month, and we have another scintillating installment of Alice's Menstrual Cup Journey. Oooof course.
Other discussion topics may include:
- Checking in with the Diabetersons
- W…
Ep. 126: Two Wise Guys (eh?) in an Internal Review Board
Past Tense Cher. Semi Recent Semi Decent News: The Game. Racist Musicals. Can you handle all this frivolity?
Other discussion topics may include:
- How young is too young to teach a kid about DNA tes…
Ep. 125: Two Cocaine Whales in a Mammoth Cave Concert
How does one order bubble tea? There are so many options! Between the bases, the flavors, the bursts, the creams, it's all just one sexy, existential conundrum after another. And the straws are just …
Ep. 124: Four Bog Water Babies in a Traumatic Insemination
Love is in the air, y'all, and boy, do we have a special treat in store! A mega-jumbo-epic episode with the most sordid (or assorted?) couple ever, Amelia and Naem Madi!
Hear their Nicholas Sparks-e…
Ep. 123: Two Expired Jams and Jellies in a Big Ball of Intercourse
We haven't done It Went Terribly in a while, so you're gonna learn A LOT about things you didn't even know you wanted to know! You know?
Other discussion topics may include:
- Far better things to d…
Ep. 122: Two Rogue Nipple Hairs in a Potential Lawsuit
This is gonna be one of those gross episodes where we talk about weird body anomalies. You'll love it.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The underappreciated Old Dick Ruck
- Hollywood's absolut…
Ep. 121: Two Grizzled Prospectors in a 14-Hour Bidet Stream
It was Doug's birthday yesterday, so you better have wished him a happy one! At least one that isn't filled with trivia questions and words that almost rhyme but don't. OH BUT WAIT...
Other discussi…
Ep. 120: Two Meaty Shoulders in a Weird Charcuterie
Do y'all remember auralexisynchronocity? The word that Alice made up referring to the phenomenon of hearing a word and reading it at the same time? How often does it happen to you?! If a lot, then sh…