Going Terribly

Our King of the Food Court, Andy Jones, is turning the Big 6-0 today!

Wouldn't it have been cool if we had planned it better so that his 60th would land on our 160th episode?

Well, anyway...

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October 10th is World Mental Health Day, so let's take a journey down the rabbit hole of Doug's kindergarten trauma... That actually sounds like a pretty cool virtual reality game.

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Oh the things you learn on It Went Terribly. Like how hardass pop-rock musician Ben Folds might be the Robert Todd Lincoln of his day? And if you don't know what that means, what are you even doing h…

Alice and Doug discuss the revolutionizing of TV -- from Adam West's holy Batman (or is it Joker?), to Megan Mullaly's mellifluous Karen on Will & Grace, to of course, Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon's s…

Do you ever forget what day it is? Or what month it is? Or just have general problems with the space-time continuum? Well, make sure you check those coupon expiration dates.

And stick around to the v…

This episode is full of lies. Damned and otherwise.

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- Fans vs. Listeners vs. Detractors: What does this podcast have the most of?

- John Kerry's dirty little (pr…

So Bob Barker's dead. And for once, we had nothing to do with it whatsoever!!! Do y'all think maybe he's been a dead a while, but his publicity team purposely didn't announce it until close to his 10…

There's a really cool segment this week. Doug is the best at making games. And Alice is the best at playing them. But not this time. Has girl ever even heard of 20 Questions?

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Happy 150 Episodes to us! And who better to celebrate with than not-a-bastard, not-an-orphan, and definitely not-the-son-of-a-whore, Alexander Hellenberg! He's writing a mobster pirate musical! I mea…

Do you ever feel like the world revolves around you? Well, it certainly did for Robert Todd Lincoln AKA The Angel of Death. Come learn of the macabre curse that was responsible (possibly) for the dea…

This is one of those episodes where you'll LEARN ALL THE THINGS! About the invention of the first home pregnancy test, the blood type that most attracts mosquitos, and the deadliest animal in the Uni…

Do you ever have a poop, and you look at it, and you just think, damn, that's a nice-looking poop? Well if not, you're missing out!

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- Real cool times, featuring …

Alice has actually been away in the Southern Tier of New York for the past two and a half weeks, and we didn't miss an episode! We're just that good. To reward us, listen to Alice tiptoe around why s…

It's time for everybody's favorite segment: It Went Terribly! And it's a week late because last week was Independence Day. Or should we say it's "a week before the Ides of July" because the ancient R…

Let's have some real talk about America. The shootings. The jingoism. The lack of 1/4 and 1/3 cup markings on Pyrex liquid measuring cups.

Oh, you wanna hear dirty anagrams made out of presidents' n…

SO MUCH SEMI-RECENT SEMI-DECENT NEWS! ICE CREAM! PLAYWRITING! 5 DOZEN CUPCAKES GONE MISSING!

AND VOTE FOR ALICE'S 20 SECONDS OF FAME HERE! HTTPS://PORTAL.LANIKAIUKULELES.COM/20-YEARS?SUBMISSION=1445…

Did every 90s band have a song about abortion? And why are they all just objectively fantastic songs?

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- Amazing throats, and how they could be a bad thing

- The …

It's National Forklift Safety Day! So put on those wrist braces and compression sleeves and mouth guards and dental dams cuz you don't want an unsafe incident. Neither the string cheese nor spaghetti…

We here at Going Terribly have a history of jinxing beloved celebrities who die suddenly before their momentous birthdays, so to be safe, we have waited until our dear friend, Gennie Adams, was safel…