Going Terribly
Imagine the most adult children you know – discussing the environmental impact of menstruation cups one minute and making poop jokes the next. That’s Doug and that’s Alice. Two friends who decided to Always Be Recording. He’s a filmmaker, and she’s a college English professor. Their chemistry is accidental. And so is this auditory compendium of their verbal musings.
You are invited to join their lighthearted conversational romps through all of life's absurdities.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 262
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2025
Ep. 198: Two Hidden Seeds in a Mushy Angry Girl Pie
Wasn't there something we were supposed to talk about this week? I can't remember...
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- GAME OF CONES V: Indiana Cones and the Swirl of Density
- Gulf War cannib…
Ep. 197: Two Creative Ice Cream Flavors in an Electric Murder
There's allegedly time travel. There's supposedly quality poetry. There's definitely ball sweat scented things.
But what's most important is THERE ARE STILL NO FRIGGIN BIRDS!!!
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Ep. 196: Two Driving Giraffes in a Clueless Spinoff
We celebrate a very special birthday today! And goats! And God. And Lake Bell, who honestly should be the voice of God.
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- Elusive noodles (wink)
- Music that jam…
Ep. 195: Two Magic Johnsons in a Nudie Film at the Gym
Alice and Doug are gearing up for next month's annual ice cream crawl while lamenting their failure to bring other unholy food events to fruition (YET). There's also an impromptu and accidentally cru…
Ep. 194: Two Chekhov's Vibrators in a TSA Mystery
Boy, does Alice have a tale for you. Travel, mystery, sex, and, for whatever reason, an iPhone 7. Everything you could want from a modern thriller. Well, except the iPhone 7.
Meanwhile, Doug can dra…
Ep. 193: Two Old Italian Grandmothers in a Bedsheet Fort
Alice is still mysteriously coming atcha from afar through the radio airwaves, and Doug is thinking of joining a pasta cult. But oh wait, maybe he already has....
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Ep. 192: Two Crash Test Moose in a Stupid Open Casket Funeral
Was Maya Angelou married to Daniel Tosh? Was the Notorious B.I.G. a big Billy Idol fan? Is a kiwi just a flying kangaroo?
It really went terribly this week.
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- …
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Ep. 191: Two Patient Zeroes [sic] in an Earthquake Vasectomy
Naz Reid.
Other discussion topics may include:
- The epic (and exhausting) adventures of Sir Yawn-a-Lot
- Midnight ice cream bans
- All the incredible benefits of having your Business Insider
- Glu…
Ep. 190: Two Dali Ants in a Hole You'd Actually Like to Be in
Alice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic.
While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a p…
Ep. 189: Two White Castle Evangelists in a Yard Sale Newbie Mistake
Alice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateu…
Ep. 188: Two Symbolically Long Noodles in a Virtual Trip to Tampa
It's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And…
Ep. 187: Two Cookie Dough Rods in a Communal Fridge Gaffe
Alice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name.
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- The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie
- Houses with legs: What coul…
Ep. 186: Two Model Influencers in a Personal Hygiene Debate
To what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at?
All these important questions and more will …
Ep. 185: Two Volunteer Tire Rotators in a Good Apple Polishing
You know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200…
Ep. 80
Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes.
Unfortunately, last year, we h…
Ep. 184: Two Abandoned Baby Hedgehogs in a Natural Puberty Reduction
How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you.
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- An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family
- The military's obsession wi…
Ep. 183: Two Disappeared Husbands in an Exclusive Palm Beach Society
Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying…
Ep. 182: Two Birds of Youth in a Drug-Laced Mountain Dew
Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)...
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- Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic
-…
Ep. 181: Three Popular Children's Meats in a Conspiracy Theory-ovich
Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed pla…
Ep. 180: Two Big Beefy Dudes in a Hamster-Sized American Ninja Warrior Course
GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap).
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