Welcome To Patchwork

Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone…

Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when…

When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube?

With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really…

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?

With special guest…

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, …

Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local …

Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to…

If a third person arrives at an event, where should you sit them? Do you have a favourite stove-top burner? Dion takes Josh shopping for shoes.

With very special guests Copy Cat, Fork or Spoon and of…

Can food be flushed down the toilet? Where do you dispose of mouldy food? Is it possible to 'over-punctuate' your sentences? Does dinner need to be eaten at the kitchen table?

With very special guest…

Are you a good recycler? Do you request to takeaway your uneaten food from a restaurant? Why do sportspeople avoid looking directly into the camera? Are you comfortable maintaining eye contact with o…

Season 6 begins with a live recorded podcast for the Melbourne Fringe Festival!

Are you particular about where things are left around the house? How do you react to cold water? Do you mind being wet?…

This episode originally aired on 20 September 2017. 

Christian tells us about his ethnic upbringing (again), we revisit gift-giving, Josh hosts a houseparty, a sketch that didn't make the cut, Monoto…

This episode originally aired on 24 October 2018.

Featuring Andy Lee from the Hamish & Andy duo, discussing blinking in photos, birthday cards and the Andy-pasto. With very special guests Forgive Me …

This episode originally aired on 16 April 2017.

Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealin…

This episode originally aired on 11 April 2018.

The Highs and Lows of Josh's Great Social Experiment, Murphy's Buttered Toast, the Future of Cigarette Packaging and Part 1 of another Christian epic, …

Josh grows weary of Christian's incorrect use of tea towels. What should you store under your bed? Should you leave the fridge door open or closed when making multiple trips to the kitchen bench? Rec…

Should you sit in the front seat when riding in an uber? When does a stranger stop being a stranger? Should you ever order tea at a cafe? Patch 68 was recorded live as part of our At Home With Patchw…

Lasagna, plate or bowl? How much should you clean up before a guest arrives? And Dion battles for corporate justice with another Rooibos Challenge. Patch 67 was recorded live as part of our At Home W…

Christian is roasted by Josh for his attempts to get 'cosy'; finding an answering to the question, 'tell me a bit about yourself?' and we discuss our chopping skills. Patch 66 was recorded live as pa…

How long can you leave left overs in the fridge? What are the justifications for having a big night? Should you take lollies offered to you at a reception desk? Do you need to ask permission? Patch 6…