Welcome To Patchwork

Christian kicks off this episode by wishing himself an early happy birthday and then asks Dion and Josh how they feel about receiving 'happy birthday' messages before their actual birthday. Does rece…

We're back for Season 8 baby! To kick it all off, Christian takes aim at Josh for giving him 1 hour to confirm he was available for a catchup before making other plans.

Josh tell us about his frustra…

As summer heats up (or you're listening to this in winter and have got the heater on really high), it's time we taught you how to beat the heat!

We start by talking about the moment we 'know summer h…

Grab a handful of canvas bags and a gold coin because Welcome to Patchwork is teaching you how to go grocery shopping.

What prompts you to go grocery shopping? How do you manage your shopping list? W…

In Patch 111, we rip the sticky tape off our cardboard packaging and chat all things recycling.

We begin by asking ourselves why we recycle. Is it for the environment? Or is it to avoid the scorn of …

In Patch 110, we cloak our jackets, skip the queue and talk all things waiting in line.

We start by exploring each of our first instincts when approaching a line. Josh establishes the core types of l…

In Patch 109, we roll around in the mud, feed from the trough and eventually discuss all things clutter and collectibles.

We start by exploring how to best hide clutter in your very own home. Wheth…

BUMP! In Patch 108, we make sure our phone credit is topped up as we step into the world of text messaging.

Josh encourages Christian and Dion to become cryptographers as we try to text-spell famou…

From preparing the night before to cuffing your sleeves, Patch 107 covers the gamut of a morning dress up routine. Josh talks us through the first thing he does in the morning before putting on cloth…

Please keep your seatbelts fastened for Patch 106 as we teach you how to enjoy a flight!

We start by covering what we pack in our carry on: Josh is obsessed with charging his devices, Dion has an i…

We all enjoy eating at restaurants. But have you ever really thought about how or why we choose those restaurants? In this Patch, we dive into some of the key considerations that go into picking a re…

We navigate the difficult questions and considerations around walking through doors. First door in our line of sight is the revolving door. After dissecting some of the nuances of entering one of the…

Should you wish someone happy birthday in a group thread if you've already wished them happy birthday in your own separate thread. We also ponder what questions you should ask someone on their birthd…

This week we give you the indispensable instruction manual on how to properly try shoes, clothes and cars. Dion gives us a surprise Roobois Challenge, and Christian writes the rulebook for when you c…

Dion, Christian and Josh are back for Season 7! Join the boys as they cast their minds all the way back to Episode 1 nearly five years ago. They discuss their updated 2022 insecurities, Dion gives an…

Patch 100 was recorded LIVE at Brunswick Ballroom on April 9 2022 as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Josh confronts Dion about something he noticed whilst editing the podcast, …

After months of radio silence, Christian, Dion and Josh are on the mend and ready to return.

We wanted to record a quick update to let you know what we've been up to the last few months and our pla…

For the second week running, to whet your appetite for this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival, here's a walk down memory lane to Show 2 last year. Get your tickets to this year's show (S…

We're performing our 100th episode live show baby! Listen to this short little trailer while booking tickets to our bloody show. With special guests comedians Meshel Laurie and Daniel Connell! Also j…

To whet your appetite for this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival, here's a walk down memory lane to Show 1 last year. Get your tickets for this year's show (Sat 9 April at 1pm) here: htt…