Welcome To Patchwork
**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**
Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.
- Update frequency
- every 13 days
- Average duration
- 37 minutes
- Episodes
- 172
- Years Active
- 2017 - 2025
Patch #11 - No Gifts Means No Gifts
High School band practice, Josh mispronouncing Dion's name, Oh Whoaw Of The Week, Tinder and online dating, Magazines, Uber Greets, The Rooibos Challenge, Gift Giving and Really Good.
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Patch #10 - How To Pickup A 65 Year-Old CEO
Christian’s eventful tram ride, Mad Lifts, Dion tries to pick-up a dad, The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest at the Ski-fields, Gandhi and Really Good.
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Patch #9 - Lovely Leathery Juice
The Rooibos Challenge, A Casual Quest, Christian in a cafe, Dion takes an Uber, where we keep our dirty clothes, Josh has 12 pairs of jeans and Really Good.
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Patch #8 - Dreaming of Chinese Starfish
Dream analysis, Monotoly, overseas call centres, complaining to companies, Mad Lifts, stealing lemons and Really Good.
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Patch #7 - In Defence of Gelato Messina
Dion finally cleans his car, we visit Gelato Messina, discuss luxury products and premium water, Christian gets star-struck, clothes shopping with Josh’s mum, plus Monotoly and Really Good.
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Patch #6 - The Pinball Wizard
Christian’s first experience with online bullying, Mad Lifts, interacting with shop assistants, babies, booster seats and Really Good.
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Patch #5 - Semi Flexitarian
A strange goodbye, being unemployed, Christian the Extra, social sports, stealing Josh's hat, boyfriend fashion, food labels, fetishes, the Apex Gang and Dion encounters an annoying voice. With very …
Patch #4 - The Watermelon Diaries
Dion’s messy car, using the bathroom at work, talking to strangers, the holy trinity of Watermelon stories, eating food from stranger’s plates, stealing from supermarkets and dictators. With very spe…
Patch #3 - Beautiful Italian Tomatoes
Featuring oral hygiene, Christian’s tomatoes, when to eat expired food, buying new clothes and unaccountable professions. With very special guests, Monotoly (Butcher Shop), Really Good and a live Pat…
Patch #2 - Tongue Bucket
Sneaking things into sports events, global economics, Christian’s unhealthy obsession with candles, buying alcohol as kids, Dion's mannequin hands and Christian's infamous speech impediment. With ver…
Patch #1 - Long Haired Women
Hairdressers and dentists, bullying, camping, the automation of jobs and Dion the doyen. Christian, Dion and Josh kick-off Season 1. With very special guests Monotoly (Bank) and Really Good.
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Patch #0 - Welcome to "Welcome To Patchwork"
Welcome! Don't know what episode to listen to first? Start here! Patches are released every second Wednesday.
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