The One Millionth Podcast

Chris wants an Alf origins story and the Porters discuss if Fleshlights are recyclable. We’re having fun, kids.

Chris went to Tampa and gets a taste of his own foot while Andi went to a scorching hot play in North Hollywood. It’s not all glitz and glamour, folks. 

Andi tries out Chris’ bidet on the air and Chris got a f**king sound pad.

Andi tries to get Chris into The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Chris is making some big life upgrades. Fill your ear holes with some sweet, sweet banter.

This is now a Below Deck discussion podcast. Yes we know that the title has nothing to do with Below Deck. Deal with it, turds. 

Chris and Andi are in Kansas City and Chris talks about The Black Crowes ad nauseam. They also discuss how many soft serve cones one can eat in a day (it’s around 18).

Chris has many airport annoyances and Andi convinced her friend that the emergency number in California is 912. Also there’s a new contest where you get to re-name a guy who has no balls. 

The Porters discuss Andi’s 23 and Me results and what happened when Chris asked their Grandma about stretch marks. 

Chris spent his weekend in a seedy hotel and Andi does a spot on, exactly perfect impression of Chris. Swear to gah you’ll think it’s him.

Brad Williams stops by to talk with Chris and Andi about renaissance festivals, John Mayer and how to pronounce Worcestershire.

Chris and Andi are on a Dave’s Hot Chicken kick… and they got burned bad by some way too hot sammiches. 

Andi is trying to get the family down to the Margaritaville Resort and Chris struggles with reverse ATMs. 

About once a podcast Andi gestures to Chris to clear his throat, and he does it every single time without an attitude. That was sarcasm!This time she didn’t edit it out of the pod. Oh and they talk a…

Chris and Andi learn how they got Mr. Ed to talk and Andi does a scratcher ticket live on the pod.

Chris and Andi really gross each other out and make fun of a guy who uses a word they don’t know.

Chris and Andi have gone out with the loaves and came back with the fairy cakes.

Chris and Andi talk about the popularity of Riverdance, Ska, and you know what why don’t you listen for your own damn self to find out what else.

Chris and Andi talk about snakes, North Carolina BBQ and Genghis Khan’s genealogy.

Chris and Andi talk about how she’s an incredible gift giver, and Chris tries to decorate his apartment at Costco.

Chris and Andi are joined by two guests and we talk about bad things we mistake for good things. It's pretty funny for how tired they all are.