The One Millionth Podcast

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.

Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.

Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.

Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).

Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.

If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami. 

Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.

Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of…

Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo. 

Chris reminisces about the last time he ate a fruit 10 years ago and Andi has a group chat that is popping off on the daily 

Chris has to differentiate between ‘commercial’ and ‘private’ flights and Andi fell down. Then they talk about what kind of horses to eat.

Chris has notes on Andi’s bath time routine and Andi explains the difference between pasties and tassels. This is a blissful episode after the Bills game and before the Bengals game… they were happie…

Chris has it out for cucumber water and Andi would rather eat ass than drink a PBR.

Chris has a bougie week at home and Andi totally nails the Home Depot theme song. 

Chris and Andi talk about the Saints Row and Assassins Creed games ad nauseam. Also they are absolutely curb stomped about the loss of Betty White. 

Chris and Andi talk about how children can’t appreciate the arts and how nuts marathon runners are. 

Andi has a big problem with the Friends theme song on HBO Max and Chris has a wild weekend in Arizona.

Chris has his first Philly cheesesteak and Andi helps him redecorate the living room. Is there more exciting stuff they talk about? Yes, but you have to listen to find out. This is called a “teaser”.…

Chris is outraged at how inflation has affected the Cheesecake Factory, and the pod gets the best email it’s ever received. Brought to you by backattacksnacks.com

Chris and Andi get drunk and it’s a real ramble fest. Listen as the Porters make the most of a Friday night!