The One Millionth Podcast
Comedian Chris Porter and his hilarious TV producer sister talk about weekly events in their lives and in the world.
- Update frequency
- every 10 days
- Average duration
- 57 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2024
Mickey’s Middle Finger
Chris goes to Disneyland and Andi goes to a birthday party...for a dog.
Knob Dylan
Oak Park Mall sucks, Chris refuses to wear turtlenecks and Andi invents Chicken Pops.
Got Pilk?
Andi makes a new TikTok drink and Chris has a weird echo that we couldn't fix! Happy holidays!!!
Enough!
Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.
The Porters Do Nashville
It's all in the title why are you even reading this.
Ear Pussies
Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials
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Principal of the Skies
Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in.
Kids Today
Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.
Spidingdong
Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means.
Perpendurcular
Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names.
Choo Choo Chanooga
Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.
Six Playstations
Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.
Poonpouri
Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.
Nein Nein
Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado.
McHandy’s
Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts.
Lazarus!
Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.
Count Fistula
Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades.
Swapping Joes
Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes.
Comedy is Hard
Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out.
Poonraker
Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.