The One Millionth Podcast

Chris and Andi discuss shitty country songs they love and Dad's favorite sandwich.

Chris and Andi talk about their day, their month and even their year *clap clap clap* 

Recorded May 27th, 2020. We hope this can give you respite from the news for a moment. To our friends of color: We hear you. We stand with you. We will fight with you. #BLM

Chris and Andi have a lot to say about dolls. 

Chris and Andi discuss hot sammiches and how a glass factory is the best place to dispose of bodies. 

Chris very recently learned that rice is good with Mexican food and Andi's eyes rolled so hard they fell out of her face.

Chris and Andi say some words and learn some others. Join them on this journey to nowhere. 

Okay okay OKAY! We admit it... DMB f**ks.

No, those were not the exact words that came out of Chris' mouth, and yes, Andi writes these captions.

Chris and Andi have been up to (war huh good god y'all what is it good for) absolutely nothing. 

Andi finally watched Shawshank Redemption and Chris really misses being inside Chipotle. 

Chris and Andi wash their hands and stay inside. Be like Chris and Andi.

Chris and Andi start a multi-million dollar idea company. They're idea guys now.

Chris struggled with an old XBox, Andi went on a neat distillery tour and they both tell more drug stories. 

Chris hates geometry and Andi got a bidet... or as Chris calls them "asshole washers".

Chris and Andi learn a lot about vaginal mesh. 

It was a long week without football but luckily the XFL is here... and we announce the fan name winners! 

The Chiefs won the mother f**king Super Bowl!

Good luck with this one, folks.