The Fifth Column

* Norm the Nosy Neighbor

* A terrible coinage

* Did Moynihan kick off this idiocy? Probably!

* Why did we “amplify” a popu…

* Too much toilet paper

* A subway shooting in Brooklyn

* BTW, dude isn’t dead

* Mike Tyson might kill that YouTube guy with the dumb earrings

* On banning Tik Tok

* Texans have no porn

* Who will win the…

* How the Fifth Column helped destroy Josh’s public radio career

* People who started on “our side” but went around the bend…

* Consistency, people

* The shrinking of acceptable American opinion

* Sure,…

* Birthdays was the worst days, now Coen drinks champagne when he’s thirstay

* Stolen packages

* 9-0…but not really

* Dis…

* The worst Scouse accent ever

* Blackfishing 

* Trump and Tish

* Lawyers and lawfare

* A lunatic DEI artifact from…that company

* Congress’s Venceremos Brigade

* The immigrant song

* The lads disagree…

* Wi…

* Back to New York

* Subways and free markets

* Milei pisses on mercantilism, MAGA types don’t notice

* The Foxconn con

*…

Matt calls in from a murder motel in Southern California that doesn’t really have wifi. He saves a few bucks. Kmele and…

* The Fani Willis train wreck

* Daddy and the sacks of cash

* $9,999

* Russian McDonalds is so good that Tucker doesn’t care about freedom of the press

* The political pilgrim

* The murder of Alexei Nava…

Kmele gets an Apple Vision Thing because of he course he does. And he wears it the whole episode because of course he d…

We’re back with two episodes smashed into one! So if you have a spare two hours… First up, our friend Coleman Hughes returns for a one-on-one conversation with Kmele about his brand-new book The End …

A rebroadcast of Sunday’s live Zoom, available only to subscribers, of course. And this particular live event was only …

* The point of a dagger

* The Messenger of death

* The billionaire model

* WE NEED SOME QUICK BITES

* The murder of James O’Keefe

* Horrible people, horrible ideas, great writing

* Requisite 2024 talk

* I…

* A black man on his toes

* MJ at the Apollo

* A “Compassionate” Traitor

* Ron Radosh’s review of the doc

* An entire lif…

Oh dear. Watching the New Hampshire returns, the lads do a spot-on impression of the good old, liquor-soaked days of 2016 Fifth Column and get pretty deep in their cups…so yeah, sorry about this one.…

* Michael Winslow RIP?

* Joe Rogan would tear Kmele in half

* The cockfighting story that never was

* Some pretty patheti…

* This time, we’re not going to hold back

* Destroying from the ladies tees

* I love with Doug

* More media implosions

* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

* Democracy is over when my irrelevant newspaper folds

* Passover is too J…

In a rebroadcast of our latest Second Sunday, Tina Nguyen joins the lads again to discuss Substack, Andrew Yang, Kmele …

* The year of the ladies

* They’re pro-Houthi

* They’re Weebs

* The MAGA Diaries

* The diaspora politics of the Vietnamese

* MAGA Straussianism

* Tina and Tucker

* Tina and the militias

* Kmele and the Ho…

* Matt, swallowed by Los Alamos

* Jon Ronson’s new pod

* A terrible trailer, a pretentious movie

* Ringo Seal!!! Trump is …

Should we even bother with the normal bullet points? Because it’s mostly about Claudine Gay. And the media’s embarrassing reaction to Gay’s “duplicative phrasing” and “attribution issues.” And what t…