The Fifth Column

* Some unpopular opinions

* Raise your hand if you’ve ever lied to the government

* Fetterman and Real Time

* Are you *addicted* to Marijuana???

* Who are the victims here?

* Excessive sentencing is bad,…

* No matter what it is or who commenced it…

* MAGA Hawaii

* Inflatable gallows

* The eye of the horrible Stormy

* It’s a b…

A double-album worth of great content this week. Start off with Moynihan talking to Matt and Kmele about his Free Press piece charting the collapse of Vice and him forthcoming piece charting the coll…

* The LP snoozer

* Remembering that lady who said that gross thing about kids

* You will never play in the NBA, baby

* Zon…

* The most serious race controversy of 2024: that lady basketball player

* “I mean, I've been a huge fan of Blackpink for years and I've never heard a single one of their songs.:

* Snek and the Suprem…

* At a party

* At Fenway

* Losers (which is apparently already a show)

* Jake, Dana, Donald, and Joe

* Cui bono?

* How Joe wins

* How Donald wins

* The NY trial continues…

* Mitt Romney would pardon DT

* “…

* Italian bootlegs

* Warm Fanta

* Drinking on your European vacation

* The Comfort of Strangers

* Pre-internet travel

*…

So many of you have written us demanding the return of Jacob Siegel that when word got to us that he was back in New York, we hunted him down and demanded that he submit to a *third* appearance on Th…

* Shogun erasure

* Revolutionary accents

* A debate on Israel and a subsequent anti-Moynihan calumny

* Alas, anti-Semiti…

* Children of the revolution

* No journalists allowed!

* The Italian Gadsden flag

* Oh no, Matt Welch…no, no, no

* In defense of …Al Sharpton?

* Dead soul singers

* The great Baby Huey

* Forgiving student…

* The Banana genocide

* Professor, professor…let’s stick to the facts

* A conspiracy documentary full of cranks and los…

A two-for-one offering from The Fifth: first, the lads discuss the ongoing student stupidities, free speech and protest, Kmele at TED, and how your views are probably pretty normal (ed. note: conside…

* Swedish breakdown

* Columbia breakdown

* The continued rise of American extremism

* The politics of “genocide”

* The pol…

You asked, we delivered. Our pal Batya Ungar-Sargon enters the octagon to (politely!) fight the Globalist Fifth on trade, Trump, robots, unions, automation, and a bunch of other stuff. But we also ag…

* Ozempic Joe

* The Juice has expired

* Revisiting the “Trial of the Century”

* The double murderer who “abandoned his race”

* In defense of Marcia Clark

* Dementia dads

* Matt Lauer emerges

* Nutty MTG, …

* Kid rapping

* Saturday Night Fever is dark, dark movie

* Girl dadding

* Anti-communist manifestos

* On Andrew and Israe…

Third time’s even more charming! Andrew “Cheech” Sullivan is back, puffing away and ruminating on Israel, Iraq, conservatives, the trans movement, loud music from bluetooth speakers, the awfulness of…

Last month’s “Second Sunday” broadcast was fun, boozy, and…almost lost. We won’t point any fingers—though they might be…

The title says it all. The three lads were together, in the same studio, for the second time in as many months. And it’s possible that the start of this particular episode was, for whatever reason, a…

* Note to Ben Shapiro: not sure Candace Owens is a big fan of the Jews

* A sick little girl needs Bruins v. Rangers tickets. I mean…sort of. She recently had Covid…

* When life gives you Lemon, fire hi…