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The Fifth Column - Podcast

The Fifth Column

Analysis, Commentary, Sedition. @wethefifth

News & Politics Comedy
Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
85 minutes
Episodes
567
Years Active
2016 - 2025
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#469 - Kamala Speaks! Tim's Grammar! Bash Backlash!

#469 - Kamala Speaks! Tim's Grammar! Bash Backlash!

* Kamala finally submits to an interview

* A Cascade of Disappointment)

* A softball interview

* Flip, flop, flibbedy flop

* Wasted questions

* Just a question of grammar

* Code switch that racist wall

* …

01:19:05  |   Fri 30 Aug 2024
#468 - And now...the Coronation (w/ Alex Thompson)

#468 - And now...the Coronation (w/ Alex Thompson)

It’s the final night of the convention and in the hours before everything kicks off, the lads convened at the Substack loft to chat with Axios’s Alex Thompson, our old pal and arguably the most plugg…

00:55:31  |   Thu 22 Aug 2024
#467 - Fear & Loathing in Chi-town (w/ Mike Pesca)

#467 - Fear & Loathing in Chi-town (w/ Mike Pesca)

Moynihan, Welch, and Kmele’s Chicago misadventures continue in this dispatch, recorded just before night three of the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Joined by the incomparable Mike Pesca (host …

01:16:30  |   Thu 22 Aug 2024
#466 - The Return of the Sexiest Guest Alive (w/ Steve Kornacki)

#466 - The Return of the Sexiest Guest Alive (w/ Steve Kornacki)

Why waste time with discursive show notes when you can just say two very simple words? Steve Kornacki. One of People’s “Sexiest Men Alive” returns to the Fifth (for his fourth appearance??) to breakd…

01:38:12  |   Fri 09 Aug 2024
Members Only #220 - The Hottest Country Ever Invaded

Members Only #220 - The Hottest Country Ever Invaded

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* An ethereum veep bet (Note: U.S. customers are banned, so no $1,000 on Shapiro bet was made)

* Watching the Olympics

00:22:28  |   Mon 05 Aug 2024
#465 - The Tsarina Has Abdicated. The Audie Murphys of Journalism. The Veep Will Make Toasters

#465 - The Tsarina Has Abdicated. The Audie Murphys of Journalism. The Veep Will Make Toasters

* Anything happen since we left?

* La Bubblewrap

* The media will do it for you

* Everyone will forget about that NABJ appearance

* Every journalist in that room is Audie Murphy

* Who’s black?

* Not in de…

01:48:23  |   Fri 02 Aug 2024
Steve Albini on Music, Meaning, and the Cosmos (Special Dispatch)

Steve Albini on Music, Meaning, and the Cosmos (Special Dispatch)

In April 2023, while producing a documentary series for The John Templeton Foundation (JTF), I had the distinct pleasure of interviewing legendary punk/rock musician and producer audio engineer Steve…

01:45:39  |   Sat 27 Jul 2024
Members Only #219 - Pronunciation Racism and the Triumph of Mentally Ill

Members Only #219 - Pronunciation Racism and the Triumph of Mentally Ill

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* HOF weekend

* The Talented Ms. Jewhater

* Notes from the RNC

* The black Republicans who don’t care about ideology

* Th…

00:21:18  |   Mon 22 Jul 2024
#464 - Alive from the RNC!

#464 - Alive from the RNC!

Moynihan calls in from GOP Ground Zero in Milwaukee. Kmele threatens to dish about Silicon Valley support for Donald Trump. Welch only slurs as much as Reince Preibus. Topics include J.D. Vance’s pol…

01:04:03  |   Wed 17 Jul 2024
Members Only #218 - Second Sunday Rebroadcast (Assassination Edition)

Members Only #218 - Second Sunday Rebroadcast (Assassination Edition)

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A rebroadcast of our increasingly popular Second Sunday edition, during which you, the listener, get to interact with t…

00:21:35  |   Tue 16 Jul 2024
#463 - Forget It. Joe Biden Has Been Cured Of Being Super Old

#463 - Forget It. Joe Biden Has Been Cured Of Being Super Old

The lads make it through Biden’s presser, watch a bit of state television after, listen to the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out soundtrack, and limbo below the lowest bar in the history of low bars.



This is a…
01:16:16  |   Fri 12 Jul 2024
Members Only #217 - ☑ The Flag of the Fifth ☑

Members Only #217 - ☑ The Flag of the Fifth ☑

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* Wizards of Transnistria

* Checking the box

* A festival of freedom?

* More old stuff

* France and the media

* Brain dead…

00:18:51  |   Wed 10 Jul 2024
#462 - SCOTUS Interruptus (w/ Damon Root)

#462 - SCOTUS Interruptus (w/ Damon Root)

It’s an Independence Day Miracle (if a few days delinquent). As another US Supreme Court term draws to a close, we tap in with our favorite SCOTUS obsessive, Damon Root (currently Freethink/Big Think

00:59:28  |   Mon 08 Jul 2024
Members Only #216 - Unbearable and Untenable

Members Only #216 - Unbearable and Untenable

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* Miracles of indigenous science

* Why is Matt talking about Kevin Costner so much?

* Aaron Sorkin solves January 6th

* N…

00:20:11  |   Tue 02 Jul 2024
Members Only 🔓 UNLOCKED 🔓 #215 - The Hindenburg Debate, The Hindenburg Fifth Recording, and The View From Atlanta (w/ Alex Thompson)

Members Only 🔓 UNLOCKED 🔓 #215 - The Hindenburg Debate, The Hindenburg Fifth Recording, and The View From Atlanta (w/ Alex Thompson)

Oh dear. Yeah, that debate. Obviously. One would have to be a very successful, very delusional Substacker to think otherwise. But the night was about to get much, much worse. Moynihan, Welch, and Fri…

00:43:12  |   Fri 28 Jun 2024
#461 - Trump/Biden II, Electric Boogaloo

#461 - Trump/Biden II, Electric Boogaloo

So our podcasting platform just launched an AI feature that scans your recording and automatically generates “show notes.” We gave it it try. These are the results, with a few important corrections.

“…

01:18:42  |   Thu 27 Jun 2024
Members Only #214 - Sunday *Bloody* Sunday

Members Only #214 - Sunday *Bloody* Sunday

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Every second Sunday of the month, the lads fire up Zoom and do a (mostly) Q&A show for subscribers only. It’s very fun,…

00:23:41  |   Wed 26 Jun 2024
Members Only #213 - I Don't Know About Y'all...

Members Only #213 - I Don't Know About Y'all...

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* Imagine if Bill Cosby was an Islamophobic dog

* Cringefest in the Bronx

* Jamal and AOC

* Sleeve rolled up, stool in ha…

00:19:50  |   Mon 24 Jun 2024
#460 - The Return of Ol' Icy Balls

#460 - The Return of Ol' Icy Balls

After a very brief hiatus—apologies, but all is explained in the first five minutes of this episode—the lads are back. And there will be a flood of new content in the coming days, to make up for our …

01:18:02  |   Fri 21 Jun 2024
#459 - The Horns of Hamas / Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (w/ Olivia Reingold)

#459 - The Horns of Hamas / Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (w/ Olivia Reingold)

* Getting Drudged

* Getting the spray

* This new color isn’t working

* Olivia amongst the Hamasniks in Union Square

* Tearing up notebooks, airhorns in the ear…stuck in the middle of a protest

* Hey hey …

01:29:05  |   Fri 14 Jun 2024
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