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The Fifth Column

Analysis, Commentary, Sedition. @wethefifth

News & Politics Comedy
Update frequency
every 3 days
Average duration
85 minutes
Episodes
567
Years Active
2016 - 2025
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#510 - BONUS EPISODE - The View from Israel (w/ Nadav Eyal)

#510 - BONUS EPISODE - The View from Israel (w/ Nadav Eyal)

Moynihan and Welch talk to Nadav Eyal, senior columnist for Yedioth Ahronoth and one of Israel’s most prominent (and best-sourced) journalists. Typically, we would keep a bonus episode like this one …

01:02:38  |   Sat 14 Jun 2025
#509 - The Rise of the Knuckleheads (w/ Sen. Rand Paul)

#509 - The Rise of the Knuckleheads (w/ Sen. Rand Paul)

Senator Rand Paul joins the lads to lament the big, beautiful bill; the big beautiful Soviet military parade; the Twitter halfwits waging war on him; his party’s descent into populist voodoo economic…

01:18:54  |   Thu 12 Jun 2025
#508 - The Breakup Episode

#508 - The Breakup Episode

* A grim anniversary

* Elon’s brilliant troll

* The big, ugly bill

* Bannon tells the truth. But is still a liar

* How dare they attack their attacker??

* They have cards

* Asymmetric and immoral

* Changi…

01:18:02  |   Fri 06 Jun 2025
Members Only #252 - For Our Girls (The Message)

Members Only #252 - For Our Girls (The Message)

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* ABBA’s Vietnam

* Barnen i Nicaragua

* Mike Tyson, Ratso, and Cus the Communist

* Burning down the house / sort of scolde…

00:20:45  |   Tue 03 Jun 2025
#507 - Trans Pee Wee and Tariffed Dresses

#507 - Trans Pee Wee and Tariffed Dresses

* Racist Macca?

* Some bad names

* In praise of (trans?) Pee Wee

* Does Long Duck Dong denounce his past?

* Was that a Reaganite video game?

* Trade war nonsense: the court says…maybe not

* Moynihan’s $700…

01:08:11  |   Fri 30 May 2025
Members Only #251 - I Learned It from Watching Nick Gillespie

Members Only #251 - I Learned It from Watching Nick Gillespie

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* We think we *might* have talked about politics in this episode?

* Happy anniversary Christian Cooper!

* Talking to the…

00:20:18  |   Wed 28 May 2025
#506 - Kill the White People

#506 - Kill the White People

* The ritual humiliation white genocide slide show!

* That’s not really true. But it doesn’t really matter, does it?

* Trolling with refugees

* That Mandela picture MM mentioned…

* Uncle Paul

* “Well do …

01:26:26  |   Thu 22 May 2025
#505 - A Saudi Summit. A Delaware Freakoff.

#505 - A Saudi Summit. A Delaware Freakoff.

* Jack London and hobo Oakland

* The lovely government of Qatar

* Trump in Saudi

* A carnival of corruption

* Chasing heroes…

* The end of the “introventionalists”

* But do they *fear* him?

* The new Chomsk…

01:38:02  |   Thu 15 May 2025
UNLOCKED: David Zweig, on How Media and Public Health Failed Our Kids

UNLOCKED: David Zweig, on How Media and Public Health Failed Our Kids

You demanded, we complied. Last month in this space, I interviewed science/technology/Covid journalist David Zweig about his great new book, An Abundance of Caution: American Schools, the Virus, and …

01:13:00  |   Wed 14 May 2025
Members Only #250 - What’s the Frequency, Papist?

Members Only #250 - What’s the Frequency, Papist?

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* The Bill Bixby of East Egg

* Figure it out, people

* Solitude: City vs. Country (not a reference to the Jonathan Richm…

00:18:30  |   Mon 12 May 2025
#504 - N-Bombs and Real Bombs

#504 - N-Bombs and Real Bombs

UPDATE: The initial version of this episode was missing two audio clips, both of them featuring exceptionally stupid people saying exceptionally stupid things. To be honest, you were be better off no…

01:55:42  |   Thu 08 May 2025
Members Only #259 - Tariffed into Chastity

Members Only #259 - Tariffed into Chastity

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* Tickets for tomorrow’s Moynihan-moderated debate at the Village Underground can be purchased here! And subscribe to t…

00:17:48  |   Tue 06 May 2025
#503 - Mea Minima Culpa

#503 - Mea Minima Culpa

They’re all back. And they recorded a very fun, very long one…during the day…to minimize drunken regrets. So many topics are covered—the Koch brother, the last episode, bad interviewers, bad manners,…

02:10:56  |   Sat 03 May 2025
Members Only #258 - We Don't Talk About Fight Club (Mostly)

Members Only #258 - We Don't Talk About Fight Club (Mostly)

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Moynihan couldn’t make it (we don’t know where he is, but if you see a shirtless man yelling at a parking meter in lowe…

00:18:23  |   Thu 01 May 2025
#502 - The Second Battle of Batya (w/ Batya Ungar-Sargon)

#502 - The Second Battle of Batya (w/ Batya Ungar-Sargon)

Errr….This one gets pretty heated. But we’re all still friends! We think. And Moynihan is now sober and his blood sugar is back to normal, so there’s that too. Either way, hats off to Batya for bravi…

02:05:14  |   Thu 24 Apr 2025
Members Only #257 - I'll Ruin Everything You Are

Members Only #257 - I'll Ruin Everything You Are

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* The Hungarian dentist and the prostitute theory

* Your TV wife sees Hitler all the time, no?

* Facilitate…

* Dinners wit…

00:21:10  |   Wed 23 Apr 2025
Members Only #256 -- How Media and Public Health Failed Our Kids (w/ David Zweig)

Members Only #256 -- How Media and Public Health Failed Our Kids (w/ David Zweig)

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On May 11, 2020, as I was navigating personal collapse (“it’s been a really shitty two months,” I said on an interestin…

00:18:48  |   Mon 21 Apr 2025
#501 - Due Process in Scare Quotes (w/ Jesse Singal)

#501 - Due Process in Scare Quotes (w/ Jesse Singal)

Moynihan is out with a “tooth thing” (which sounds lame, but is allegedly a “painful,” “very serious” dental emergency that definitely doesn't involve a tall, attractive blonde woman). Fortunately, o…

01:25:56  |   Fri 18 Apr 2025
#500 - The Triumph of the Idiots

#500 - The Triumph of the Idiots

Is this episode 500?? Well, not really. Likely a bit higher. There have been some numbering convention mixups over the years and we’ve also recorded almost 300 paywalled episodes (yes, you should sub…

01:42:32  |   Thu 10 Apr 2025
Members Only #255 - Val Kilmer Didn't Die for This

Members Only #255 - Val Kilmer Didn't Die for This

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* Val, Tombstone, Top Secret

* Top Gun takes it to 11

* One the best Hollywood memoirs

* RIP Capucine

* African-American M…

00:29:15  |   Mon 07 Apr 2025
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