The Colonel Radioshow
In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 31 minutes
- Episodes
- 185
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2015
Family values
Reggie and Ronnie oven gloves... A new Ronnie scam involving young boys selling household goods door to door... someone is going to get cut. Anybody want some Staminol?
00:16:43 |
Sat 28 Nov 2009
Tax avoidance suggestions
Series 10 begins with Ronnie Kray... more tax avoidance ideas with the story of Philip Jenkins - Inland Revenue 'employee of the month' who ended up with a leek sticking out of his bottom.
00:26:59 |
Tue 17 Nov 2009
Memoirs of the Knobs
Using Michael Jackson's nose, the abuse of Adrian Chiles and what did Cliff Richard rub into the bottoms of the Knob Brothers?
00:21:21 |
Sun 08 Nov 2009
From humble beginnings to nothingness
Corrected mp3 link from previous!... sorry old chaps... The perils of rubbing Algipan on your Johnson... The Colonel introduces The Knob Brothers... tan chords and slip on shoes...the milking of Mark…
00:28:02 |
Wed 28 Oct 2009
I believe I can fly
Welcome back Colonel!... Rosa Parks sat down so that Martin Luther King could walk, Martin Luther King walked so that Barack Obama could run, Barack Obama ran so that our children could fly like R Ke…
00:31:33 |
Tue 13 Oct 2009
Will Ronnie live again?
Final episode with Ronnie - including more tales of his protection racket in Purgatory with Ghandi, Frank Sinatra, Francis Bacon, Millets and Jesus... the Colonel returns from his tour of the USA nex…
00:26:45 |
Sun 04 Oct 2009
Zeus in a headlock
The Krays plan their return to Earth by kidnapping Jesus, sticking him in the cupboard with Ghandi and blackmailing God... they plan to take over the bodies of the Kemp Bros.... failing that Ant and …
00:32:53 |
Sun 27 Sep 2009
Threatening Jesus
Ronnie Kray is still in the land of the living, revealing more of his adventures in purgatory... shooting Jesus... nicking the head of John the Baptist and admiring the Prophet Mohammed's large sword…
00:31:10 |
Sun 20 Sep 2009
Threatening God
Madness in the studio as the spirit of Ronnie Kray continues to control the body of medium Josie VanStrapon... Ronnie continues his tales from purgatory, explaining his extortion racket on the River …
00:29:33 |
Sun 13 Sep 2009
Live Seance
Spooky... The spirit of Ronnie Kray is summoned during a live seance with Sage. Ronnie's constant threats to 'cut' Sage are interspersed with tales including the sewing up of Cliff Richard's Anus and…
00:38:53 |
Sun 30 Aug 2009
Kipper ties as a force for good
The Colonel is on tour in the US so Mick McCarthy visits the studio. Sage struggles with this high tempered 'mans man' with his kipper tie obsession. Discussions include his fallout with Roy Keano, …
00:19:19 |
Sun 23 Aug 2009
Cock on air
Religion, tickling Gerry Halliwell's trout and corrupting East End tailors... The Colonel is off on tour in the Americas or is it Russia so Sage and Crabtree have a goodbye sing song. Finally, we lis…
00:28:43 |
Sun 09 Aug 2009
The mad axmen
The Colonel recalls his nightclub days with the Kray Twins, Sid James and Barbara Windsor including the astounding tale of dead men in shoulder pads. Also on the table - nipple tweaking, Chelsea Pens…
00:34:43 |
Tue 28 Jul 2009
Ronnie Kray's Flat
It's be kind to Featherlite week... The Colonel believes Billy Connolly has become a priest and he recalls his curious visit to Ronnie Kray's flat... featuring Charles Hawtrey and man on man action
00:25:17 |
Sat 18 Jul 2009
Mick Bloody McCarthy
Mick McBloody McCarthy makes a guest appearance on the show. Lawrence Olivier shooting ping pong balls from his back passage and Bald patches in the pubic area
00:29:43 |
Sun 12 Jul 2009
Salt beef and foot fetishes
The Colonel's vision of Utopia unveiled - Candyfloss, cheesecake and orgies. Cherie Blair gets some stick, entertaining fuckwits
00:33:09 |
Sun 05 Jul 2009
J-Lo's knickers
More preposterous tales as the Colonel continues his investigations into the Pubic placements... Keith Chegwin, Ben Affleck, Boris Johnson and J-Lo's knickers are all implicated
00:33:56 |
Sun 28 Jun 2009
Who is the Pubic monster?
Tales of strange goings on at the Beeb and Channel 4 with deliberate pubic placements being left in toilets. Who is Pubus Errectus, the creature that haunts the Colonel's dreams? What horrified June…
00:32:48 |
Sun 21 Jun 2009
Large proboscises
Before Series 9 starts we have some candid conversations: large proboscises, Yosser Hughes, Andy Peters and what highbrow discussion would be complete without mentioning rimming
00:13:53 |
Sun 07 Jun 2009
I blame Ringo Starr
Who's the better dictator - Robert Mugabe, Idi Amin or Simon Cowell? Does God get angry when the Colonel masterbates? The story of Viceroy Vickers.
00:34:28 |
Tue 02 Jun 2009
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