The Colonel Radioshow
In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 31 minutes
- Episodes
- 185
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2015
Geri Halliwell and the Fanshaw Candelabra Story
The beautifully retarded Cheryl Cole and a case of mistaken identity involving Geri Halliwell and Fanshaw Candelabra... for the second week in a row - no one gets 'cut''
00:25:37 |
Sun 04 Jul 2010
In Cold Blood
Truman Capote, Mick McCarthy, Fanshaw Candelabra and Ronnie Kray all join the Colonel and Sage in the studio this week, luckily, no one gets 'cut'
00:21:20 |
Sun 27 Jun 2010
Saddam's Weapon of mass destruction uncovered
The Colonel recalls how he accidently started the Iraq War when inspecting Saddam's bunker... also - carving up Arabia and killing Jeremy Paxman
00:28:53 |
Sun 20 Jun 2010
Caught with ya pants down
Flashing at the Chilton enquiry, Bill Gates killing Germans, Peter Tatchell's soft spots, defending Quinten Crisp, offending the Irish
00:26:44 |
Sat 05 Jun 2010
French and Italian issues
A lonely little man from Clapham... Oliver fist... loosing sense of reality... talking sex and celibacy... shooting Italians in the backside... The naked flesh of Jane Fonda
00:24:17 |
Sun 30 May 2010
The Colonel's hermaphrodite lost love
Hermaphrodites are on the table this week as the Colonel reveals his lost love. Lady Gaga, Tarkovsky and codpieces are also on the agenda
00:23:32 |
Sat 22 May 2010
Transvestite whales?
Martin Luther King, Transvestite whales, teenage pregnancy and why not to suck on used tampons
00:35:33 |
Sun 16 May 2010
Sage in perverted mode - the new Series begins
Fisters, twisters and lispers... The Colonel reviews the Knob Brothers new songs... bad language and questionable comments are unleashed
00:36:43 |
Sun 09 May 2010
Vote Crabtree! - Election Special
Prior to the new series of the Colonel's radioshow, we present the Colonel's Election Special - the Colonel outlines his policies and expresses exactly how he feels about Cameron, Clegg and Browntrou…
00:45:00 |
Sun 02 May 2010
The Knob Brothers speak
Before a new series of the Colonel Radioshow kicks off we have the Knob Brothers memoirs... including Curdled custard, dirty books, dirty girls, quantum physics and Joe Meek the f**ker
00:33:51 |
Sun 14 Mar 2010
Michael Jackson's new nose and other stories
Getting to the knob of the matter with Peter Sellers and his rubber nose, Lionel Ritchie and his penis, the Pope and his arse and Michael Jackson and his puppets... Last in the current series
00:31:12 |
Sun 14 Feb 2010
Jealous of Jonathan Ross
Havoc in the studio, Mick McCarthy get cut, Jacques Kallis gets cut... there's talk of abusing Barry Manilow and the Colonel accusses Sage of professional jealousy
00:26:31 |
Sun 07 Feb 2010
Freedom of Speechless
Should we grab Lord Mandelson around the neck, strangle the life out of him and feed him to vegetarians? Should we worry about Communists, Fascists and the Alabama 3?
00:27:55 |
Sun 31 Jan 2010
Poetry Corner
A poetry reading descends into farce when the Colonel accuses Derek Pringle of raping Sage... The Colonel dissects the Bible and concludes that it is all bollocks.
00:30:46 |
Sun 24 Jan 2010
Trudi Stings Gary Linekar
What happened when the Colonel is invited to a Tuscan orgy by Sting and Trudie Styler and the strange case of Gary Linekar and a bag of salt 'n' shake
00:31:31 |
Sun 17 Jan 2010
The Death of Poetry
Episode 100! Jock Strap, Sage in poetic mood and never twist a fister.
00:28:04 |
Sat 09 Jan 2010
Leg touching and limp wristed immigration
Leg touching in the cinema, Johnny Lydon the hypocrite, remarkably dressed Muslims, the Colonel outlines his immigration policies.
00:34:07 |
Sun 03 Jan 2010
Colonel's Christmas Speech
The Colonel delivers his Christmas message to the Nation. Ronnie Kray accidentally spoils Christmas and then he spoils it again (by accident).
00:14:30 |
Thu 24 Dec 2009
Colonel's Christmas Special
Tea bagging with The Queen Mum, pogoing with Prince Philip and the Colonel's special Christmas 'Peace' Mission to Afghanistan... next Thursday the Colonel delivers his Christmas message
00:22:12 |
Sat 19 Dec 2009
Oh dear Sydney!
Fisting with the Pet Shop Boys, Ronnie's naughty tailer, a dead foot on the shoulder and re-cycling with Ronnie
00:27:32 |
Sun 06 Dec 2009
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