The Colonel Radioshow
In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 31 minutes
- Episodes
- 185
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2015
Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis
Who will best survive in a post-apocalyptic world? Sage or Crabtree? And which one will end up starving to death in Wales? Which of the oldies has the best sperm to re-populate the new world? Rubbing…
00:32:32 |
Sun 23 Jan 2011
Empire Building with Ron and Reg
Ronnie and Reggie Kray return from the grave discuss their future plans, which include pickling and Boris Karloff. Also, a message from Alvin Lindwall who discusses breathing in Hitler dust, cannibal…
00:29:12 |
Sat 08 Jan 2011
Merry Christmas Everyone
Get into the Christmas spirit with the Colonel, Sage, Ron and the rest of the team. The studio is filled with love as they discuss the Colonel's failed suicide bombing Son. Also, is the Colonel the r…
00:42:54 |
Fri 24 Dec 2010
Poking with a stick
To poke or to blow up? The Vanstrapulater, sneaking into Heaven through the back door, Hitler or Gandhi?... Last in this series.
00:31:54 |
Sun 12 Dec 2010
Erotic Pulsations
The pulsating movements of Louie Spence... The Colonel launches an appeal for the victims of the recent great floods in Kingston Upon Thames... find out what did Ronnie Kray do to Duncan Bannatyne...…
00:33:06 |
Sat 04 Dec 2010
Whoops
Does the original version of the last supper prove that Jesus was either Australian or gay? What was Satan so upset about? Where did Michael Jackson put his finger?
00:36:38 |
Sat 27 Nov 2010
God's punishment and other controversies
The Colonel airs his controversial views on Olympic training, religionist's views on punishing limp wristers, how to achieve a distinctive swagger with the 'walnut trick' and does God wear a wig?
00:33:16 |
Fri 19 Nov 2010
Gurkha Issues
A Frenchman on the run, banning Gurkhas, pumping children full of Jesus, phone sex with Bishops and Boris and his Johnson
00:35:21 |
Sun 07 Nov 2010
The Pathfinders
The sorry tale of Tiddler Terry, sat in a tree... also... Dawn Clench... Vince Cable's Hitler moustache and why Mugabe demands respect
00:36:18 |
Mon 01 Nov 2010
The wrong end of the stick
Boxing with Denis Healey, farting with Evelyn Waugh and wanking with Edith Piaf... all in a days work for the Colonel
00:34:00 |
Sat 23 Oct 2010
While the Watcher watches you...
Cat Stevens, split anuses, poor people and sausages, problems with permanent erections, how to make a slush puppy
00:34:00 |
Sun 17 Oct 2010
Tourettes all round
Problems with Philip Schofield's poppers, Piers Morgan runs a Mosque, the English Defence League has tourettes... Roger Agogo goes mad
00:32:33 |
Sun 10 Oct 2010
When life gives you lemons...
The Colonel returns with a new series... Secret lemonade drinking, The Duke of Wellington, hanging around lavatories, bloody Boris's pushbikes, trouble on the buses
00:30:43 |
Sun 26 Sep 2010
Stalking Jennifer Aniston
Walking on the wild side with Danny La Rue, stalking Jennifer Aniston with Dr. Legg, trespassing with Wayne Rooney and kiddy fiddling with the Pope... all in a day's work for the Colonel
00:31:13 |
Sun 19 Sep 2010
Ron and Reg reunion
Before the new series begins next week, Ronnie and Reggie Kray enjoy a reunion. They discuss what a rubbish decorator Jackson Pollock was, cafes, Star Trek and Ron’s sexual preferences.
00:28:06 |
Sun 12 Sep 2010
Royal Scandal Bank Holiday Special
A drunken Colonel witters about taking drugs with the Royal family, his plan to take back India for the Empire and putting chilli peppers up the Kyber pass. There is a delightful summer song about se…
00:26:22 |
Sun 29 Aug 2010
Knob Brothers Q and As
The Knob Brothers, the very aged rockers, are in the studio discussing their days in the music industry... old novelty records, Joe Meek, groupies, the management style of the Colonel and the size of…
00:34:51 |
Fri 20 Aug 2010
Film Review with Jock Spalding
Sage’s attempt at a cultural film review has mixed results as Jock Spalding is invited to the studio to discuss Herzog’s Fitzcarraldo and Tarkovsky’s Stalker… then he gets his knob out and things tak…
00:28:53 |
Sun 08 Aug 2010
Golden kangeroo balls
Marmite bagels, naughty Jews, limp wristed German sheep, the location of Lord Lucan and golden kangeroo balls... the chaos continues in the last in this series... special episode next week!
00:29:38 |
Sun 01 Aug 2010
Give Mossad a call
Can Sue Pollard do the splits? Who does Sting think he is? What do Mossad want with Shane Ritchie? Are the Colonel's social policies too extreme? These and many other questions will be partially answ…
00:28:31 |
Sun 18 Jul 2010
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