The Colonel Radioshow
In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...
- Update frequency
- every 14 days
- Average duration
- 31 minutes
- Episodes
- 185
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2015
Evangelical sniper
A sniper tries to take out the Colonel, Chic Sikhs, Chris Martin, Frank Lampard's thumbs and why we allow the Scottish to play tennis
00:29:05 |
Tue 20 May 2008
Licking Balls
More comedy memoirs... Sage is sporting shorts and Crabtree is in silk... What exactly is the relationship between Dale Winton and the President of Iran? Also this week... beating and whipping, cele…
00:19:09 |
Sun 11 May 2008
NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive
No Colonel this week: Instead we have this special Celebrity News Report read by Ian Thespian
00:18:03 |
Sat 26 Apr 2008
Psychic false teeth
Did Delia Smith spike the Colonel's egg sandwich? Did Robbie Williams bait badgers? Did Louie Walsh headbutt a dolphin? Why did the Colonel steal the psychic false teeth of Cliff Richard's Mum? Last…
00:35:01 |
Sat 19 Apr 2008
Wu Tang Clan in tights
Ever seen the Wu Tang Clan in pantyhose? Is Jimmy Tarbuck the Loch Ness Monster? Hiding in sporrans and more illusion, confusion and self delusion with The Colonel
00:14:52 |
Sat 12 Apr 2008
Plastic vaginas
Who eats porridge out of a plastic vagina? Is Tom Jones black? Is shit acceptable? These questions and possibly many others are answered by listening to this Episode of the Colonel's memoirs
00:29:09 |
Sun 06 Apr 2008
Gandhi loses his temper
The Colonel gets attacked by Gandhi, kidnapped by Cliff Richard and suffocated by a sandal. There's Catholic skullduggery afoot, dead relatives through the post, a sore bats wing and a load of bolloc…
00:25:41 |
Sat 29 Mar 2008
Beefy Botham eats an umpire
The Colonel is in his usual lunatic mode this week with KKK bus drivers, Beefy Botham eating umpires... and of course, rectums all on the agenda
00:25:41 |
Sun 23 Mar 2008
Pictures of Penises
Kaki shorts, pictures of penises,finding solace in Charlotte Church's mum and trouble with traffic wardens are just some of the topics exposed by the Colonel this week
00:23:26 |
Tue 18 Mar 2008
Bizarre Celebrity fishing trip
All hell breaks loose with fishing adventures in the outback with Steven Irwin. Find out how did Abu Hamza loose his hands and which Hollywood star was caught shoving a deoderant can up his tradesma…
00:29:25 |
Tue 11 Mar 2008
Training Mosquitos
We start with a sore penis, then move on to hot potatoes, attacking children, training mosquitos to bite extremists and we hope against hope that Ronan Keating will never sing again
00:20:19 |
Sat 01 Mar 2008
Stealing Bono's Trousers
Is Bono a veal eater? Is Jim Morrison dead? Is there something nasty in Sage's woodshed? Beefeater hats?... Sandal confusion, suicide bombers, Chopper Harris, de-materialisation, Houdini... and of co…
00:30:42 |
Sat 23 Feb 2008
Beware the sausage!
Series Four begins with sausages! Beware... they're dangerous, aggressive and complex
00:17:38 |
Sat 16 Feb 2008
Poor parenting skills
Tall tales about unorthodox parenting, learning to swim and suicide bombers
00:27:26 |
Sat 09 Feb 2008
Violating giant puppetry
More preposterous tales about The King of Pop violating giant sized puppetry... Will the Colonel escape Neverland intact? And have you seen Lorraine's growler?
00:28:50 |
Sat 02 Feb 2008
Jackson Clan and El Rabbito
The Jacksons... miniture mad scientists... strapped to the wall... bottom injections...
00:24:52 |
Sat 26 Jan 2008
Leatherclad nipple tweaking
Skulduggery afoot as the Colonel uncovers the links between leather clad nipple tweaking Richard, breast displaying Judy and the Al Qaeda network
00:18:46 |
Sat 19 Jan 2008
Britney Spears
Britney Spears, the nipple tweaking Prince, large ladies and Himmler's affection for funky chickens
00:32:53 |
Sat 12 Jan 2008
Pillow talk
Sage accuses The Colonel of racism, homophobia and pillow talk
00:17:11 |
Sat 05 Jan 2008
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