The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show
This podcast features our friend, Alligator, in skits from an imaginary swamp. Alligator spouts thought-provoking satire, and eats almost anything he can get his jaws around.
He's no dummy, though: In the midst of his babble you'll likely hear references to science, math, technology, and arcane vocabulary, as well as thinly veiled commentary on contemporary topics.
Alligator is always coming up with new theories and inventions, which may amuse and will definitely confound you.
- Update frequency
- every 13 days
- Average duration
- 8 minutes
- Episodes
- 119
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2016
EP 59: Stamp Cramps
If we told you what this episode is really about, then we'd have to kill you. So, you'll just have to figure it out yourself by listening; however, that might be lethal, too.
00:08:15 |
Thu 30 Sep 2010
EP 58: The Doppelganger
If you don't want your Doppelganger to gang up on you, then listen to this episode to learn how Alligator deals with the problem.
00:08:22 |
Wed 22 Sep 2010
EP 57: Artificial Mediocrity
This episode is a perfect example of its title.
00:07:27 |
Thu 16 Sep 2010
EP 56: A New Angle
Alligator has a whole new angle, and it's aimed right at YOU -- if you care to listen.
00:07:40 |
Mon 13 Sep 2010
EP 55: Cataclysmic Fidget
The next time you fidget, keep in mind the events that ensue in this episode. Of course you'll have to listen to it first.
00:07:51 |
Mon 06 Sep 2010
EP 54: Russell's Paradox
This episode's description has nothing to do with its content; but maybe the title does.
00:07:47 |
Tue 31 Aug 2010
EP 53: Snow Snakes
Alligator begins talking about snow snakes, but then gets all heated up about tangled tangential issues.
00:08:31 |
Thu 26 Aug 2010
EP 52: The Swamp Gas University
If you listen to this episode you won't learn anything useful. Instead, you should enroll in the main course offered by "The Swamp Gas University."
00:07:21 |
Sat 14 Aug 2010
EP 51: Giant Quark Farm
Alligator reveals a flaw in his "Theory of Almost Absoulutely Eveything," and also talks about his Cosmic Quark Spinner. It's all quite charming.
00:08:03 |
Sun 08 Aug 2010
EP 50: Plant Liars
What do plant liars and The Holey Cow Church have to do with Alligator? You'll have to listen to this episode to find out.
00:08:07 |
Wed 04 Aug 2010
EP 49: Confucius Copyrighted Confusion
If you can repeat the title of this episode backwards ten times without a mistake, then you don't need to listen to this show. Or maybe you do?
00:07:48 |
Fri 30 Jul 2010
EP 48: Destroy All Copies of This
This episode is pending deletion. Please listen to something else. This show will self destruct in 3...2...KABOOM!
00:07:48 |
Mon 26 Jul 2010
EP 47: The Quantum Mechanic
If you simultaneously listen and don't listen to this episode, then you will and you won't learn what a quantum mechanic is and isn't.
00:07:28 |
Thu 22 Jul 2010
EP 46: The New World Odor
Alligator claims this episode emits a big stink. What do you think?
00:07:44 |
Sun 18 Jul 2010
EP 45: String Cheese Theory
Alligator is shattered when he discovers that he has forgotten who he is.
00:08:32 |
Tue 13 Jul 2010
EP 44: Colorized Swamp
Alligator decides to give the swamp a fresh coat of paint. Mauve anyone?
00:08:00 |
Fri 09 Jul 2010
EP 43: The Croc Mess Nonster
Someone is leaving a mess in Alligator's swamp; does it have anything to do with spoiled sauerkraut?
00:08:11 |
Wed 07 Jul 2010
EP 42: The Big Fat Butt-Head Historical Society
Who has been inducted into Alligator's new, elite society? You'll have to listen to find out.
00:08:11 |
Fri 02 Jul 2010
EP 41: Toxic Waste Dump
Alligator realizes he's a toxic waste dump, and comes up with a unique solution.
00:08:32 |
Wed 30 Jun 2010
EP 40: The Year After Tomorrow
Alligator gets sneer reviews after his country fair is temporarily postponed. No fair!
00:08:58 |
Mon 28 Jun 2010
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