The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show
This podcast features our friend, Alligator, in skits from an imaginary swamp. Alligator spouts thought-provoking satire, and eats almost anything he can get his jaws around.
He's no dummy, though: In the midst of his babble you'll likely hear references to science, math, technology, and arcane vocabulary, as well as thinly veiled commentary on contemporary topics.
Alligator is always coming up with new theories and inventions, which may amuse and will definitely confound you.
- Update frequency
- every 13 days
- Average duration
- 8 minutes
- Episodes
- 119
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2016
EP 119: Jelly Jolly Jelly Frog
This is a highly accurate summary of this episode's content?
00:07:56 |
Thu 17 Mar 2016
EP 118: A Piece of The Nobel Peace Prize
This episode ends up exactly where it belongs: in a dumpster.
00:10:56 |
Thu 30 Jul 2015
EP 117: One, Two, Three, Infinity
We left the description of this episode at the end of infinity. Or near it.
00:07:55 |
Sun 08 Feb 2015
EP 116: Swamp Calendar
I'm all mixed up about this episode. Listen to it and you can join me. . .
00:07:51 |
Sun 21 Dec 2014
EP 115: Hot Cheese Head
This episode is so hot that it will melt your frozen little heart -- or maybe so.
00:08:13 |
Sat 20 Sep 2014
EP 114: Bubba and the Big Stank
We apologize for this episode; your refund is in the mail.
00:07:59 |
Tue 29 Jul 2014
EP 113: Sticky Wicket
This episode is a momentous intellectual event. Too bad you missed it, as well as the point.
00:07:54 |
Sat 14 Jun 2014
EP 112: Antialiased Alligator
You don't even know what antialiasing is, do you!? But then neither does your alter-ego.
00:08:15 |
Wed 07 May 2014
EP 111: Tacky Material
If you'd like to wade through something that has oozed out of the swamp, then here's your big chance.
00:08:34 |
Sat 29 Mar 2014
EP 110: The Six-Legged Monkey
If you think this blurb describes this episode, then to correct that misunderstanding, just listen to the show.
00:08:23 |
Sun 23 Feb 2014
EP 109: Reality Perfect
This episode is as perfect as reality itself; it doesn't get more real than this!
00:07:51 |
Thu 31 Oct 2013
EP 108: Digitized Frogs
Will the biggest ZERO, Alligator, become the first ONE to digitize frogs?
00:07:54 |
Sun 18 Aug 2013
EP 107: Toe Juice
The only thing more intoxicating than this episode is fermented toe juice. So soak it up!
00:08:00 |
Fri 24 May 2013
EP 106: Changing The Days
If you print this non-synopsis, and look at it from a satellite, then it will appear to be the size of the period at the end of this sentence
00:06:30 |
Thu 28 Mar 2013
EP 105: The Storm, Part 2: Swamp Overflow
If a swamp has ever overflown you, then you know to dodge the offal rain.
00:07:38 |
Mon 11 Mar 2013
EP 104: The Storm, Part 1: Evil Frog Pickles
If you think evil frog pickles would leave a bad taste in your mouth, wait 'til you finish listening to this episode.
00:08:00 |
Mon 28 Jan 2013
EP 103: Swamp Zombies
I could tell you what this episode is about, but then I'd have to turn you into one of the undead . . .
00:08:12 |
Mon 26 Nov 2012
EP 102: Alligator's World Invasion
Even if he fails for the umpteenth time, Alligator will keep trying to swamp the whole world.
00:07:37 |
Wed 26 Sep 2012
EP 101: Crumpet Summit
If we could figure out what this episode is actually about then we'd write a summary right here.
00:08:04 |
Sun 12 Aug 2012
EP 100: Hole to China -- Can You Dig It
Host Bob periodically takes over Alligator's voice, as the show morphs from China to paper towels and peanut butter.
00:08:01 |
Tue 10 Jul 2012
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