The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show
This podcast features our friend, Alligator, in skits from an imaginary swamp. Alligator spouts thought-provoking satire, and eats almost anything he can get his jaws around.
He's no dummy, though: In the midst of his babble you'll likely hear references to science, math, technology, and arcane vocabulary, as well as thinly veiled commentary on contemporary topics.
Alligator is always coming up with new theories and inventions, which may amuse and will definitely confound you.
- Update frequency
- every 13 days
- Average duration
- 8 minutes
- Episodes
- 119
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2016
EP 79: The False Left-Right Paradigm
If you're still reading this, you've already gone over the edge. So, you might as well go ahead and listen to this episode, too.
00:09:08 |
Mon 21 Mar 2011
EP 78: Frog Tags
After you listen to episode 78, you should read this deceptive description, starting at the beginning of the very sentence that you just finished reading.
00:08:29 |
Fri 11 Mar 2011
EP 77: MP3 Pliers
If you listen to this episode, it might get stuck in your head!
00:08:09 |
Mon 28 Feb 2011
EP 76: Alligator's New Diet
Stick a pin in this episode: It really needs to be deflated!
00:08:44 |
Fri 18 Feb 2011
EP 75: Midget Fidget Seeds
After you listen to this episode, you'll realize that its content has nothing to do with this synopsis.
00:08:15 |
Wed 09 Feb 2011
EP 74: Not Gonna Do This Show
Alligator claims he is not going to do this show. So I'm not going to write this blurb!
00:08:22 |
Sun 30 Jan 2011
EP 73: The Quickest Draw
If we could tell you what this episode is really about, you wouldn't believe it. In order to grok this croc, you really need to listen for yourself.
00:08:10 |
Mon 17 Jan 2011
EP 72: Burble Slosh
After you listen to this episode, close your eyes and move your head from side to side. Notice that you can now hear a "burble slosh."
00:07:37 |
Sat 08 Jan 2011
EP 71: It's a Gas
Alligator wants to elevate humanity. So, what's the catch?
00:08:04 |
Sat 01 Jan 2011
EP 70: Crocster's Dictionary
Alligator wants to re-write the dictionary. I think this new idea of his really stinks; what do you thinks?
00:07:51 |
Sat 18 Dec 2010
EP 69: Alligator's New Religion
Alligator has got to be right -- wouldn't you agree? For your own sake, I sure hope so!
00:08:18 |
Wed 08 Dec 2010
EP 68: Pop-Up Toaster Brain
If previous episodes have left you confused, this one should clarify everything. If you have never listened before, it might press your reset button.
00:08:21 |
Wed 01 Dec 2010
EP 67: Never Say Chocolate
Alligator hates chocolate, so that's not really what this episode is about; however, he does unveil a new candy that he has just invented. We hope you'll eat some.
00:08:03 |
Thu 25 Nov 2010
EP 66: D.C. Swamped
What do you think about Alligator's new plan to deal with the political situation? If he follows through, he might find himself swamped for quite some time. . .
00:08:13 |
Tue 16 Nov 2010
EP 65: The UFO Show
Are aliens stealing Alligator's frogs for the Intergalactic Frog Museum? Will Alligator be able to build his own flying saucer in time? What does Fiji have to do with all this? The only way to find o…
00:08:33 |
Tue 09 Nov 2010
EP 64: Instant Water
Even if you don't add water to this episode as you listen, it's still all wet!
00:08:21 |
Tue 02 Nov 2010
EP 63: Flush This Episode
After listening to this episode, you'll need to follow the advice of its title.
00:08:01 |
Tue 26 Oct 2010
EP 62: An Institutional Commitment
If you dare to listen, then you'll have to join the Zombies who were kicked off this episode.
00:07:33 |
Tue 19 Oct 2010
EP 61: Peel a Tangent
What unavoidably comes to mind when I try to describe this episode accurately is absolutely nothing. Wouldn't you agree?
00:09:00 |
Tue 12 Oct 2010
EP 60: Exponential IQ Regression
The title of this episode is a tribute to what is happening to the regular listeners of this show.
00:08:02 |
Thu 07 Oct 2010
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