The Alligator - I Might Be A Croc, I Don't Know - Show
This podcast features our friend, Alligator, in skits from an imaginary swamp. Alligator spouts thought-provoking satire, and eats almost anything he can get his jaws around.
He's no dummy, though: In the midst of his babble you'll likely hear references to science, math, technology, and arcane vocabulary, as well as thinly veiled commentary on contemporary topics.
Alligator is always coming up with new theories and inventions, which may amuse and will definitely confound you.
- Update frequency
- every 13 days
- Average duration
- 8 minutes
- Episodes
- 119
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2016
EP 99: Alligator and the Pickle
If you can fire up just one brain cell, then during this episode you'll be able to match Alligator's mental output.
00:08:01 |
Wed 23 May 2012
EP 98: Berry Theory
The summary contained in this word-bubble is now going to burst.
00:07:46 |
Sun 15 Apr 2012
EP 97: Despite The Fact
Right after you listen to this episode, just ponder the fact that all your successes and all your failures -- in a "butterfly effect" fashion -- have led to this high point in your life.
00:08:11 |
Thu 01 Mar 2012
EP 96: Parenthetical Theses
(One thesis is that the following sentence is an accurate synopsis of this episode: Another thesis is that this summary is false. A third possible thesis is:--)
00:07:38 |
Fri 20 Jan 2012
EP 95: Pie Are Squared
This non-synopsis began with the first T, and is about to end with the following period.
00:08:05 |
Fri 30 Dec 2011
EP 94: Recluse Catnip
Fundamentally, this episode is just a string of 1's and 0's. And you thought this show was just going to be a big zero!
00:09:58 |
Fri 09 Dec 2011
EP 93: Only One Brain Cell
You only need one brain cell to grok this episode; Alligator's swamp is deep, but his shows are shallow. . .
00:08:01 |
Fri 18 Nov 2011
EP 92: EarWorm
Here's an earworm for you: "Alligator invades your dreams; please enjoy your bloody screams."
00:08:00 |
Sun 06 Nov 2011
EP 91: The Third Part of Forever
The title of this episode is completely misleading.
00:08:00 |
Fri 30 Sep 2011
EP 90: Risky Asterisk
The following is a big lie: Listening to this episode will lower the risk of the asterisk.
00:07:54 |
Sat 03 Sep 2011
EP 89: Village Pillager
Alligator has promised not to pillage your village, if you'll promise to listen to this episode.
00:08:23 |
Mon 15 Aug 2011
EP 88: The Inner Bean
This episode is one, long, inner-bean-gas expulsion tangent!!
00:07:54 |
Thu 21 Jul 2011
EP 87: Chocolate Frogs
If you think you can make sense of this episode, then you've probably eaten too many chocolate frogs.
00:08:18 |
Sun 26 Jun 2011
EP 86: The Forbidden Word
We can't tell you what this show is about because we'd have to use the "Forbidden Word."
00:08:08 |
Thu 09 Jun 2011
EP 85: LunaTwitch and Yogi Yogurt
We guarantee that if you listen to this episode, you'll get the full-moon treatment.
00:07:56 |
Tue 17 May 2011
EP 84:The SwamperNet
Are swamp spiders invading the SwamperNet? Does miming work in a podcast? What are dictionaries doing in the swamp? You'll have to load up and log on to find out!
00:08:06 |
Fri 06 May 2011
EP 83: Eating Clouds
If you want a summary, first listen to this episode, and then write one yourself.
00:08:03 |
Thu 21 Apr 2011
EP 82: Fortean Frogs
Listen up! Something strange is going on down in Alligator's swamp.
00:08:02 |
Thu 14 Apr 2011
EP 81: The Undying Snoring Machine
After you listen to this episode, please tell us what you think of the following synopsis: " . . ."
00:08:50 |
Wed 06 Apr 2011
EP 80: Mock 2 -- A Better New World Odor
It's plain, this show rains mainly on your brain.
00:08:17 |
Wed 30 Mar 2011
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