Segment City

Self explanatory, really.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how bad TV remotes have gotten, Theo takes us down to Georgia to hear about a woman crashing her car into a KFC because she did…

As your mayor, I promise you this: There will be no child left behind. That is, left in the car because the Chuck E. Cheese is filled to capacity. Every block will have a Chuck E. Cheese, and every c…

Think about it, all the worst things happen for whimsical reasons. World War 1 began because some youngsters wanted to kill an Archduke with the boyz, the Costa Concordia sank because the captain wan…

Imagine a world in which you sit down at work and are instantly warped to the sunken place, paralyzed by infinite comfort and are totally despondent. Well that dream can be yours, now at 50% off with…

Sometimes a man is pushed by society to his limits. Sometimes… He pushes back. And sometimes…. he makes an indestructible bulldozer to destroy the entire town over not having a minor zoning dispute g…

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This week on the podcast Theo has a report of the world’s new largest pizza, and quizzes Will on rec…

Monopoly is a fun game (ok it isn’t really) but it can certainly lead to tension.

“1, 2, 3, aaaand it looks like you landed on my Park Place property. What have you got for me?”

“How about some bulle…

Ok this is Theo writing this description and listen — I’m not insane. Teeth are a renewable resource. Will thinks I’m crazy but just think about it, people just keep letting these things fall out and…

Happy Holidays from Segment City to all of you and a Happy New Year!

On this Holiday Special, Will and Theo talk about New Year's Resolutions, some “White People Phrases” we might try to add to our…

What does the Most American Cookie™ contain? Freedom. Fireworks. Flatulence. The big 3 F’s.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the official 2022 Word of the Year, and Theo brings the news…

Yes, it is people competing to construct furniture. Categories include: Any %, 100% Completion, and Furniture Elimination. We have already called “Dibs” on all rights to the idea for the sport, so no…

This hog is going to MESS UP YOUR DAY! He’s fully kitted — glasses? Check. Beer? Check. Nunchucks? You better believe that’s a check.

This week on the podcast Will discovers Theo is a Scooby Doo vill…

What do we know about Mark Wahlberg? Well, he’s from Boston. And that must mean he loves a good tea party. And that he loves Dunkin’. Oh, and of course that he has a troubled past and is struggling w…

Craigslist Missed Connections Ad: Man L4 Rotisserie Chicken that got away. 39 others did not, but can’t stop thinking about it. Bring me a rotisserie chicken and you may Observe the Consumption. 

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Hey man, stop being such a harsh realm and ruining all the grunge vibes. Wait what? These aren’t real terms? But I read the New York Times!

This week on the podcast Will takes us through the wild (an…

“Hey kids! Are you ready to eat the newest and nastiest food condiment from your favorite naughty card game company, Cards Against Humanity?”

“NO!”

“Haha great! And it even includes a special prize i…

So you’ve decided to pop in, have you? Do you know what day it is? Well, probably not Halloween day as of you listening to this episode, but close enough! Prepare for extra special Halloween segments…

Turns out, Loch Ness monster was an not a spooky spirit, but a beautiful angel that immediately emerged ad destroyed the priest for his blasphemy with angelic rays of light coming out of its mouth  

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You look like you ain’t from around here… What? You never seen a rat ridin’ a chicken? This is perfectly natural! God made rat, and then he made a beast for the rat to ride around on, simple as that.

There are a lot of reasons to get married. Love. Convenience. Gaining political power. But to make people drive hours to your hastily constructed marriage (despite having years to plan it, like a kid…