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Sometimes you run across a friend you didn’t know you were looking for. And sometimes the law doesn’t agree with your friendship.

This week on the podcast Theo brings the results of the Chestnut vs. …

I hope you ghosts and ghouls have a skin crawling, bone chilling, spine tingling Halloween!

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. B…

Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk ab…

Jeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very …

Toxic masculinity? Never heard of it! Especially here at Hooter’s Air where our motto is "Fly a mile high with us." (No really that was the motto. Yuck.)

This week on the podcast Theo and Will talk …

Sometimes you type something and think, “What am I doing with my life?” Writing that episode title was one of those for me. 

This week on the pod Will discusses just how historically attractive he re…

Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so,…

This week on the podcast we ask a very simple question: Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? I feel like that’s enough of a hook that right now you already have lots of opinions on this, …

We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum!

This week on the …

Fashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face.

Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexp…

Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles a…

Fame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in …

Are we now part of a whale based cult? Maybe. Is the whale now part of our cosmology? Possibly. But was the seafood potluck they put on great? Absolutely. A little heavy on the krill though…

This we…

Put your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me!

This week on th…

“Welcome back to QVC! The channel for selling strange products even though the internet exists. Today we have a… Buy 1 grill, get 10 free? This can’t be right. I know I’m breaking character but that’…

Everyone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a singl…

“Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!”

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Japan has a mascot for everything. Like literally, everything. A Jacuzzi faucet mascot? Check. One for the municipal train system? Check. A colon mascot to get your excited for your colonoscopy? You …

“Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an …

Birds. You know them. You love them. But have you ever thought about trying to catch them all? Some say if you do, you are granted the title of Ultimate Bird Nerd for all eternity.

This week on the p…