Segment City

Make no mistake -- the first step in the process is to throw your morals straight out the window. WikiHow might have a list of steps that says otherwise, but really you got yourself into this positio…

Turns out that the Red Scare just made the weirdos weirder and the regular people weirder too. That’s what happens when a weirdo leads the country on his weirdo crusade against ideas he doesn’t like.

Imagine being a hitman. You just snuck into some bloke’s window. The light gets turned on. Your target is only wearing his boxers and Muramasa katana. “You’re gonna have to work for ya coin tonight, …

Lemme get this straight — you’re telling me I could have had 7.5 days per week every week for my entire life and all I had to do was realize how to count properly? I’ve thrown away so much time! My y…

“You have climbed all the way up this mountain to receive my wisdom. What would you like to know?” the Guru said.
“My cat Sprinkles seems mad at me, so I thought you would, like, maybe, help me to ap…

Some call it the newest diet, we call it the newest way of being. Introducing: The all gravy diet. It’s really more of a lifestyle than anything, and if you’ve been looking for a way to cleanse your …

Nothing like being bullied at a family gathering and then they get to move 20 spaces just to rub it in.

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about learning Parcheesi for the first time, how there…

This week on the podcast we get straight into it! No intros, right to the segments!

Will tells us the story of the Demon Cat that haunts Washington DC who terrorizes lazy security guards and generall…

I don’t think it is terrifying! In fact, I believe more balloon creatures should have breasts! Actually please don’t quote me on that…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the “Barbenhe…

If you’re thinking about visiting the old asylum, make sure you’ve got all the gear you need: flashlight, electroscope, magnetic field detectors, the whole lot. But ghosts hate that Devil’s lettuce, …

“... Why do you ask?” The pilot responds, just as the duct tape holding the wings on fails.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Apple Vision Pro and its controversial price tag, a …

Listen, the guy already has stunning locks, ripped abs, and the suffering look is really in right now. Why shouldn’t he show off his summer body in Japan? Well he has to walk there first, but that’s …

The accompanying marketing statement for this one said “dipping will never be the same” which… I dunno, I guess I’ll let you decide that one.

In this week’s episode we explore one of the weirdest “ga…

Do you think if you grew up and Mike Wazowski was still busting into your room every night with his comedy routine at some point you’d just… snap?

This week on the podcast Will brings a Conspiracy Qu…

And nothing is worse than a rude horse.

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s preacher grandfather who revealed he hates organ music, how frustrating it is to watch content that i…

“Wanna see me eat 15 hotdogs? You don’t? Ok well I’m gonna do it anyways.”

This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the mayhem in Philly when a kid challenges himself to a hotdog eating contest…

“I love this gorilla and he loves me! At least, I think he does. He mostly bares his teeth at me and gives me the thumb across the neck hand signal, which must mean love in Gorilla…”

This week on the…

Don’t get the title of this episode twisted, I promise it has nothing to do with Jack Daniels. You’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means.

This week on the podcast Will talks about the m…

Tip #1: Don't. We need loyal drones- I mean, employees to do the heavy lifting while the C-Suite goes and plays their 12 game of golf this week.

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about s…

Come on down to the Multi-Head No-Head On Average Normal Amounts of Heads Hut! We’re working on a new name, but hey you’re here to take a look at creatures with variable amounts of heads, not analyze…