Segment City

Just because you make a binding oath to only love God doesn’t mean you can’t get freaky every once and a while!

This week on the podcast, the boys do their best Nosferatu impressions, they talk about…

Come on in and get it while it’s hot! Or… Maybe while it’s cold? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Snookie is involved? What kind of business are we even running here??

This week on the podcast Will…

I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM!

This week on the pod…

What was this door handle sauced up with? You will just have to listen to the episode to find out!

This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Switch 2, Dutch Bros’ strange new coffee flav…

“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!”
“Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…”

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny p…

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about.

Theo …

McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimac…

It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out. 

This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really…

When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name…

This week on the podcast, Theo and Wi…

I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose.

This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams.…

Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks?

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place f…

If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu!

This week on the podcas…

Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train…

Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encount…

What a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine …

Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019…

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about strange Christmas gif…

We don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy!

This week on the podcast The…

“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...”
“Slow down my son. They did what?”
“They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!”
The Pope then subtly…

Banana pudding has a special place in my heart and in my belly, and frankly I wasn’t planning on sharing any with you anyways. I made 3 big lasagna pans pull of it and that’s for me, I hope you broug…

Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.”

This week on the podcast, the bo…