Linoleum Knife
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 774
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2025
"Rock of Ages," "That's My Boy," "Your Sister's Sister," "Safety Not Guaranteed"
Dave and Alonso discuss blackface Judy Garland, vegan pancakes, unintelligible songs from gay Danish movies, crispy chicken, fresh lettuce, three cheeses, ranch dressing, all wrapped in a tasty flour…
"Prometheus," "Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted," "Bel Ami"
Dave and Alonso are back, with Broadway adventures, baked goods (no eating during the show, we promise) and arguments about music. And Dave begins an ongoing series in which he relates the plot of th…
"Snow White and the Huntsman," "Piranha 3DD," "Battlefield America"
Chris Gore of ATTACK OF THE SHOW and PODCRASH WITH THAT CHRIS GORE sits in for Dave this week, and he and Alonso discuss random usage of British accents, a quick history of indie cinema and what WEST…
"Rockula," "The Trial of Joan of Arc," "The Legend of Billie Jean," "Men in Black 3," "Moonrise Kingdom," "Intouchables," "Chernobyl Diaries"
Alonso Duralde's out of town and Dave White's forced to turn to William Bibbiani of CraveOnline and The B-Movies Podcast for co-hosting assistance. Dave finally closes out his Robert Bresson pilgrima…
"Battleship," "The Dictator," "What to Expect When You're Expecting," "Elena," "The Devil, Probably"
Dave is still on his Bresson kick, Alonso shares another John Hughes memory, and both of them find BATTLESHIP to be entertaining if still a piece of crap. Like us on Facebook, check into the show at …
"Dark Shadows," "Bernie," "God Bless America," "Girl in Progress," "Where Do We Go Now?"
This week, Dave is very fancy while Alonso sees vintage rollerblading movies. But they both love it when Richard Linklater stays in Texas and think Bobcat Goldthwait is aiming at the wrong targets. O…
"The Avengers," "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel," "A Little Bit of Heaven," "The Five-Year Engagement," "The Pirates! Band of Misfits," "The Raven," USA Film Festival recap
Dave and Alonso are joined by Alonso's college pal (and comics enabler) film critic Curt Holman @curt_holman to talk about Joss Whedon's super-team hit. Find out Alonso and Dave's funeral wishes, whi…
"Think Like a Man," "The Lucky One," "Chimpanzee," "Darling Companion," "Detention"
Alonso analyzes the mechanics of getting "the nod" from hip indie record-store clerks, while Dave laments the passing of Sara Lee cheesecake bites and NBC's "Providence" (in tandem) before praising T…
"The Three Stooges," "The Cabin in the Woods," "Lockout," "Family Nest"
Dave and Alonso disagree about the Three Stooges (but not about the new movie of the same name) and try to figure out just what a "fanboy movie" is and why the general public seems not to like them. …
"American Reunion," "Titanic 3D," "Damsels in Distress," "Keyhole"
Special guests Grae Drake and Drew Droege join Alonso and Dave on Easter to discuss new movies; this is probably the only podcast you'll hear this week to reference "The Apple," Jodorowsky, "Taradise…
"Wrath of the Titans," "Mirror Mirror," "Goon," "Bully"
Alonso and guest host Matt Atchity of Rotten Tomatoes (aka "Fat Beardo 1" & "Fat Beardo 2" to some What the Flick?! viewers) talk about the death of regional film criticism (in print, anyway) and the…
"The Hunger Games," "The Raid: Redemption," "The Deep Blue Sea," Revisiting "The Clock"
Dave's shocking revelations about his childhood flirtation with showtunes shock Alonso, and they eventually talk about the week's new movies after a long digression involving Christian Marclay's 24-h…
"21 Jump Street," "Jeff, Who Lives at Home," "Casa de Mi Padre," "The Kid with a Bike," "Natural Selection"
Dave's excited over his new headphones, while Alonso goes down a rabbit-hole of TV nostalgia. All this, plus brioche, Hokeys and cinemaniacs.
"John Carter," "Friends with Kids," "A Thousand Words," "This is Not a Film," "Silent House," "Footnote," "Playback," "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
So many movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to talk about Doomsday Preppers, the Adam Scott/Hellraiser connection, and the eternal mystery that is Loretta aka Chiffon.
"The Lorax," "Project X," "Being Flynn," "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie," "The Snowtown Murders," "The Lorax"
Dave and Alonso endure the longest opening theme song ever, debate the relative merits of 1982 vs. 1984 summer movies, and disagree over the meaning of the word "free-wheeling."
"Act of Valor," "Tyler Perry's Good Deeds," "Wanderlust," "Gone," 84th Annual Academy Awards
Dave and Alonso want everyone to start behaving themselves in movie theaters, even though that seems to be a totally lost cause. They also have plenty to say about the forward momentum of Tyler Perry…
"Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance," "This Means War," "The Secret World of Arrietty," "Michael," "Bullhead"
Dave and Alonso are kind of bummed this week, because if you can't trust Nicolas Cage and the guys behind "Crank" to make an interesting movie about a flaming skeleton who rides a motorcycle, what's …
"The Vow," "Safe House," "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island," "Chico & Rita"
Dave and Alonso get side-tracked from this week movies and discuss Glitter and Sissy Spacek and Whitney Houston and Mary Kay Place and then somehow Glitter again. But they also review ths week's new …
"Chronicle," "The Woman in Black," "Big Miracle," "The Innkeepers," "Kill List," "W.E."
TV star and sassy lady Christy Lemire joins Alonso for mimosas and Madonna, and discussions of haunted-house movies and 1980s sex romps. Follow her on Twitter: @christylemire
"The Grey," "One for the Money," "Man on a Ledge," "Declaration of War"
Dave and Alonso are sort of perplexed by the careers of Katherine Heigl and Sam Worthington. Liam Neeson, on the other hand, totally gets a pass, as do movies full of references to the French New Wav…