Linoleum Knife
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 774
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2025
Linoleum Knife 08/21/11: "Spy Kids 4D," "One Day," "Fright Night," "Conan the Barbarian"
Dave and Alonso would rather talk about one-hit wonders and "Hart to Hart" than these late-summer doldrum movies, but they manage to cover both. Oh, and if you're a GetGlue.com person, you can now ch…
Linoleum Knife 08/14/11: "Glee: The 3D Concert Movie," "The Help," "Final Destination 5," "30 Minutes or Less"
Dave and Alonso welcome special guest Louis Virtel (Movieline.com, "Verbal Vogueing") to discuss what we love and hate about singing teenagers and why Part Fives are the new awesome. (If only the "Ho…
Linoleum Knife 08/07/11 -- "The Change-Up," "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," "Attack the Block," "Bellflower," "El Bulli: Cooking in Progress"
Dave and Alonso contemplate a Partridge Family/Planet of the Apes cross-over and remember the R-rated movies of their childhood. P.S. We keep forgetting to mention that you should watch Alonso on Cur…
Linoleum Knife 07/31/11 -- "The Smurfs," "Cowboys & Aliens," "Crazy Stupid Love," "The Future"
Alonso would rather watch nine hours of Christian Marclay's conceptual art than 86 minutes of Smurfs, and Dave loves Miranda July and Captain America and doesn't care who knows it.
Linoleum Knife 07/17/11 -- "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part Two," "Winnie the Pooh," "Tabloid"
Dave and Alonso bid farewell to the little wizards, welcome a reboot of beloved characters, and talk about their favorite Harry Potter movies, Martin Scorsese's doggy-reaction shots, Daniel Johnston,…
Linoleum Knife 07/10/11 -- "Horrible Bosses," "Zookeeper," "A Better Life," "The Ledge," "Beats, Rhymes & Life"
Dave and Alonso would rather talk about Pippi Longstocking and the CBS Late Movie than new releases, but they manage to cover all of them.
Linoleum Knife 07/03/11 -- "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," "Larry Crowne," "Monte Carlo"
Dave likes tea; Alonso likes coffee. Dave likes Michael Bay movies; Alonso likes his Twitter-pal Nia Vardalos. They both like monster-movie matinees.
Linoleum Knife 06/26/11 -- "Cars 2," "Bad Teacher"
Dave and Alonso talk the week's new movies as well as the times when "boring" isn't necessarily a pejorative. There's also the discussion of the awkwardness of getting to know famous people and havin…
Linoleum Knife 06/19/11 -- "Green Lantern," "Mr. Popper's Penguins," "The Art of Getting By," "N-Secure"
Yes, there are new summer movies to discuss, but Dave and Alonso are way more excited to tell you all about the nutty melodrama "N-Secure," new on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Linoleum Knife 06/12/11 -- "Super 8," "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer," "The Trip," "Film Socialisme"
Dave and Alonso make it to their 25th episode, featuring another stab at theme music and more arguing over one of last week's movies. P.S. Now we have a Facebook page!
Linoleum Knife 06/05/11 -- "X-Men: First Class," "Beautiful Boy," "Beginners," "Submarine"
Alonso and his special guest co-host, MTV's Ryan Downey, geek out about comics continuity and wonder how much indie-movie preciousness is too much indie-movie preciousness. Get to know Ryan at www.ry…
Linoleum Knife 05/29/11 -- "The Hangover Part II," "Kung Fu Panda 2," "The Tree of Life," "A Labor of Love"
Dave and Alonso have art flicks, docs, and sequels to talk about, but they get a bit side-tracked remembering the bizarre life and terrible movies of the guy who wrote "You Light Up My Life."
Linoleum Knife 05/22/11 -- "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," "Midnight in Paris," "Love Exposure," "L'Amour Fou," "Spork"
Dave chafes against the show's new "Clean" rating, especially when he and Alonso try to explain "Love Exposure," the Japanese four-hour epic of teen perversity. Also, they rave about one of Southern …
Linoleum Knife 05/15/11 -- "Bridesmaids," "Priest," "Hey Boo: Harper Lee & To Kill a Mockingbird," "Hesher," "The First Grader," "Everything Must Go"
Despite being exhausted from a late-night concert and a post-brunch pancake coma, Dave and Alonso discuss the hilarious new Kristen Wiig movie, the terrible new Paul Bettany flick, as well as some li…
Linoleum Knife 05/08/11 -- "Thor," "Something Borrowed," "The Beaver," "Jumping the Broom," "Hobo with a Shotgun," "There Be Dragons"
Dave and Alonso have way too many movies to talk about this week, so things run a little long. But hey, you've got an unhinged chick flick, the return of Mel Gibson, Spanish Civil War histrionics, an…
Linoleum Knife 04/24/11 -- "Madea's Big Happy Family," "Water for Elephants," "African Cats," "Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold"
Dave and Alonso try to get excited about this week's new movies, but it's much more interesting to talk about old ones featuring Johnny Cash talking for Jesus, rabid zombie hippies, and blatant produ…
Linoleum Knife 04/17/11 -- "Scream 4," "Rio," "The Conspirator," "Atlas Shrugged"
Dave and Alonso tell actors why they should be nice to the costume department, complain about the Black Eyed Peas, and wonder what Ayn Rand's philosophy means for turning off your cell phones in movi…
Linoleum Knife 04/10/11 -- "Arthur," "Hanna," "Your Highness," "Meek's Cutoff," "Soul Surfer"
Dave and Alonso disagree about the virtues of slow cinema, teen girl assassins, and enthusiastic Christians. They also take a moment to remember the awesomeness of Sidney Lumet.
Linoleum Knife 04/03/11 -- "Source Code," "Insidious," "Rubber," "Hop"
Dave and Alonso discuss a quartet of new movies, two Netflix Instant classics from the 1970s, the deliciousness of cream and of Cracker Barrel, and other pertinent topics.
Linoleum Knife 03/27/11 -- "Sucker Punch," "Potiche," "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules"
"Sucker Punch" is so godawful that Dave and Alonso consider apprenticeships for new careers as, respectively, a butcher and a weaver of Chanel braid. But until that happens, they review "Potiche" and…