Linoleum Knife
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 774
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2025
"Underworld Awakening," "Red Tails," "Haywire," "Crazy Horse," Sundance 2012
Alonso's back from Park City, so this slightly tardy episode features his favorite films from the Sundance Film Festival, along with Dave's pick of good and bad action movies with female leads, and a…
Linoleum Knife 01/15/12: "Contraband," "Joyful Noise," "The Divide," "Pina"
Dave and Alonso are rendered almost speechless by the cruddiness of most of this week's movies, all the better to leave time to talk about lady doctors, Swinging London, and the intricacies of the "P…
Linoleum Knife 01/08/12: The Cars That Go Boom
Dave and Alonso took a few weeks off, what with the holidays and their cars getting blown up by the LA Arsonist. So now they return with quick reviews of about a dozen movies plus tales of true crime…
Linoleum Knife 12/18/11: "Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol," "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows," "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked," "Carnage"
It's Dave and Alonso's 50th episode, and the president has initiated ghost protocol. So they've got lots to say about Agnes Moorehead, Joan Didion, a certain church with a lot of L.A. real estate, ma…
Linoleum Knife 12/11/11: "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy," "Young Adult," "New Year's Eve," "The Sitter," "We Need to Talk About Kevin," "W.E."
Dave White and guest co-host Grae Drake of the Popcorn Mafia discuss what Dave does while Alonso is away, what they assume happens on a TCM cruise, and what the week's releases have in store for the …
Linoleum Knife 12/04/11: "Shame," "Outrage," "Coriolanus," "The Lady"
Dave and Alonso review the week's small movies that are the week's big movies, but they also cover pressing topics like hot-water bottles, Japanese pronunciation, and nostalgia for Steak & Ale.
Linoleum Knife 11/27/11: "The Muppets," "Hugo," "Arthur Christmas," "The Artist," "My Week with Marilyn," "A Dangerous Method," "Rampart"
Seven new movies this week, but Dave and Alonso still find time to come up with career suggestions for Martin Scorsese (involving an army of child film-preservation enthusiasts) and Jason Segel. They…
Linoleum Knife 11/20/11: "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1," "The Descendants," "Happy Feet Two"
Special guest Manny Lozano of Very Aware joins Dave and Alonso to talk about what women read, French action movies, and the sad state of Ventura County art-house cinemas. And he brought muffins!
Linoleum Knife 11/13/11: "J. Edgar," "Melancholia," "Jack and Jill"
Guest co-host James Rocchi and Alonso judge Clint Eastwood's latest on the gay-gay-gay scale and wonder whether or not Adam Sandler can be considered a mob kingpin.
Linoleum Knife 11/06/11: "Tower Heist," "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"
Dave lays down his rules about listening to Christmas music and digs up an embarrassing article from the past, while Alonso wonders why Brett Ratner's new caper movie couldn't be as fun as, say, HOW …
Linoleum Knife 10/30/11: "Puss in Boots," "In Time," "Like Crazy," "Anonymous," "The Rum Diary"
Dave is cranky -- and only partially because he watched A Serbian Film -- but he still does his Ernest Borgnine impersonation. Alonso tries to cheer him up with discussion of Christmas and Charlize T…
Linoleum Knife 10/23/11: "Paranormal Activity 3," "The Three Musketeers," "Margin Call," "Martha Marcy May Marlene"
Dave and Alonso disagree about how scary surveillance-footage horror movies can be, but they're both fascinated to learn new things about the private lives of hyphenate Milla Jovovich and one-hit won…
Linoleum Knife 10/16/11: "Footloose," "The Big Year," "The Thing," "The Skin I Live In," "Trespass," "Texas Killing Fields," "Fireflies in the Garden"
Dave and Alonso discuss scary movies and butter burgers, and they disagree about contests, a new comedy, and how enthusiastic Alonso got at a press screening this week.
Linoleum Knife 10/09/11: "Real Steel," "The Ides of March," "Dirty Girl," "The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)," "Toast," "Courageous"
Dave and Alonso somehow segue from the food-porn of TOAST to the stomach-turning new HUMAN CENTIPEDE movie. Also: Why the current crop of Christian movies are like the gay films of the mid-to-late 19…
Linoleum Knife 10/02/11: "50/50," "What's Your Number?," "Margaret," "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil," "Take Shelter," "Dream House"
Dave and Alonso saw a whole bunch of movies separately this week, so they compare notes on the new releases. And then they talk a lot about Rex Reed who, it turns out, turned 73 on the very day we ta…
Linoleum Knife 09/25/11: "Moneyball," "Abduction," "Thunder Soul," "Dolphin Tale," "Machine Gun Preacher," "Weekend"
In what may be a show record, there are three new movies that Dave and Alonso really love. The other three, not so much.
Linoleum Knife 09/18/11: "Drive," "Straw Dogs," "Restless," "I Don't Know How She Does It"
Dave and Alonso discuss violent men, whiny women, and irritating teenagers. And Snoopy.
Linoleum Knife 09/11/11: "Warrior," "Contagion," "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star," "We Were Here"
The scalping of Gwyneth Paltrow must be discussed, but first, Dave and Alonso have reminiscences about working in movie theaters during the summer of 1984. The ugly truth about nacho cheese and grape…
Linoleum Knife 09/04/11: "Shark Night 3D," "Apollo 18," "The Debt"
It's Labor Day Weekend, and the movies kinda suck. Dave and Alonso would rather talk about Thundercats and beer pong and "American Idol" runners-up and the Spin Doctors and decapods.
Linoleum Knife 08/28/11: "Our Idiot Brother," "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark," "Colombiana"
Guest critics Jen Yamato and Todd Gilchrist join Alonso to discuss more late-summer movies. There's also confessions about classic movies not seen and mockery of junket journos who call celebs by the…