Linoleum Knife
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 774
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2025
"Pain and Gain," "The Big Wedding," "Mud," USA Film Festival
Alonso is back from Dallas with stories about the USA Film Festival, but Dave has tales of cookies, free cake and some grumpy old ladies at a smooth radio station's movie screening that winds up bein…
"Oblivion," "The Lords of Salem," "To the Wonder," "Upstream Color," "In the House"
A slumgullion of science fiction and the divergent spiritual paths of Terrence Malick and Rob Zombie (to say nothing of Ingmar Bergman and Demi Moore) are on Dave and Alonso's menu. Also, Dave was to…
"42," "Scary Movie V," "Simon Killer"
Dave and Alonso discuss Very Loud Music, the triumph of the (iron) will and more. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream us on Stitcher, check in at Get Glue, if words could speak they'…
RIP Roger Ebert, "Evil Dead," "Trance," "The Company You Keep," "Room 237," "6 Souls"
Alonso wanted to write a limerick with "They try not to spoil/the new Danny Boyle" as the third and fourth line, but Dave kiboshed it because there weren't enough words that rhymed with "Roger," much…
"G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor," "The Host," "The Place Beyond the Pines"
If you don't want to hear any spoilers for the new Tyler Perry movie, stop now, because Dave and Alonso tell you all the reasons why you need to see this crackpot masterpiece of stupidness. They also…
"Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Croods," "From Up on Poppy Hill," "The We and the I"
Dave and Alonso disagree on campaign slogans for presumptive Senator-to-be Ashley Judd but they both think that Tina Fey deserves to be in way, way better movies. Subscribe on iTunes, like us on Face…
"Oz the Great and Powerful," "Dead Man Down," "Stoker," "The ABCs of Death"
Dave and Alonso take the usual yellow brick road of digressions while discussing the week's new movies. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast (and @aduralde and @dlelandwhite), stream on St…
"Jack the Giant Slayer," "21 & Over," "The Last Exorcism Part II," "Phantom"
China, chickens and Godzilla are just some of the pressing issues that Dave and Alonso face this week. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, leave us a rave review at iTunes, stream us at Sti…
"Snitch," "Dark Skies," "Like Someone in Love," "Inescapable," Alonso Goes to the Film Independent Spirit Awards
Dave and Alonso tell you which new movie is like the maze on the back of a Howard Johnson's placemat and other important stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with the Academy Awards. Like us on Fa…
"A Good Day to Die Hard," "Safe Haven," "Beautiful Creatures," "Escape from Planet Earth," "No"
Dave and Alonso explain why some movies are like swallowing a penny and why all movies would be improved by the presence of Margo Martindale, preferably holding a live peacock. Like us on Facebook, f…
"Identity Thief," "Side Effects," "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III," "Miami Connection," "Spiders," "Yossi"
Robert Abele of the Los Angeles Times joins Dave and Alonso this week, and of course the heterosexual guest is the only one of us who saw the gay movie. We also discuss why Melissa McCarthy is the ne…
"Warm Bodies," "Stand Up Guys," "Bullet to the Head"
While Gary builds their new kitchen table in the background, Dave and Alonso fall in love with zombies all over again and wonder when Sylvester Stallone became such a pill. Like our Facebook page, fo…
"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," "Parker," "Movie 43," "John Dies at the End," Sundance Film Festival
Dave and Alonso defend some of Jennifer Lopez's film work and imagine a conversation with Halle Berry's wig. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, check in on GetGlue.com, stream us on Stitch…
Oscar Nominations, Worst of 2012, "A Haunted House," "Gangster Squad," "Texas Chainsaw 3D," "A Dark Truth"
Dave and Alonso recall 2012's rock bottom, while also suggesting movies so awful that you really must see them. (The Ghost Rider-Madea crossover, alas, exists only in our wishes.) Like us on Facebook…
"Django Unchained," "Les Misérables," "Parental Guidance," "Promised Land," "The Impossible," "Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away," Best of 2012
EPISODE 100, Y'ALL. And they said it wouldn't last. Dave and Alonso deglaze the pan of 2012 with the year's final new releases and their choices of the best movies of the year. Turin horses and plagu…
"Zero Dark Thirty," "Jack Reacher," "This is 40," "The Guilt Trip"
Dave has his buttons pushed by Barbra Streisand. Alonso does his Werner Herzog impersonation. It's that kind of episode. (Number 99, to be exact.) Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, stream…
"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey," "Amour," "Save the Date"
Dave and Alonso are getting over being sick, but there's just so much to share about the creepy new 48 frames-per-second technology and the belt-cracking joys of "This Christmas." Like us on Facebook…
"Playing for Keeps," "Hyde Park on Hudson," "Lay the Favorite," "Deadfall"
Wash your hands after listening, because Dave and Alonso are both fighting off colds. But they rallied enough to discuss the truth about "Jingle Bells," a double-shot of C.Z. Jones, and much more. Li…
"Killing Them Softly," "The Collection," "Silent Night," "Holy Motors" Redux," "Holly's Holiday" Director Jim Fall
If you thought Dave and Alonso were done talking about Christmas movies, well no. Director Jim Fall ("Trick") drops by to talk about his latest Lifetime joint "Holly's Holiday" and to share the show'…
Holiday Spectacular with Manohla Dargis
Dave and Alonso are on their A-game, what with the very fancy (and hilarious) Manohla Dargis, film critic for The New York Times, dropping by to talk about holiday movies. (And did we mention that Al…