Find Your Beach
On the FIRST day of quarantine during a global pandemic, comedy couple Andy Haynes and Rosebud Baker started podcasting from a bunker in LA, hoping their relationship could outlast the coronavirus. ....Two days later, they were engaged. Now they're REALLY stuck together.
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- Update frequency
- every 5 days
- Average duration
- 42 minutes
- Episodes
- 177
- Years Active
- 2020 - 2022
SEVENTEEN
We have succumb to the virus. Andy is on day five of symptoms and feels generally shitty. Rosebud is on day one and is threatening murder if I don't give her back her JUUL, which she asked me to hid …
Sweet Sixteen
Hey Beaches, it's our 16th day of quarantine and we're starting to feel like young women. We talk about drinking cops' blood, Andy's progress fighting the Rona, and we prank call a few of our family …
Day 15: Our Quinceanera
Beaches! We're back and we mean business. Show business! no idea what we mean by that, but we've made another podcast, and even when writing this, we've actually recorded the patreon episode, which w…
Episode #14: a Fortnight
Hey Beaches! Andy's sick, Rosebud's sick of him, but spirits are high as we talk about our ideal funerals, the state of the world, and astrology. Thanks to all the patrons that went live with us last…
The Dreaded 13
The number 13 is supposed to be bad luck, but some cultures think it's good luck, and those cultures have all died. Andy thinks he has the virus (he doesn't), and Rosebud isn't going to let him go wi…
Twelfth Night Except Not Shakespeare
Twelve days. All of them the same. We're losing our g-damn minds folks. Thank you for supporting us.
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Eleven the Holiest Day
We're really gonna do this everyday, aren't we?
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It's Been Ten Days (a Decade)
It's Day 10. We're not gonna make it. The puzzle we're working on is tearing the family apart. Weeks from now, we'll be crying in our loincloths, eating Charlie's legs. praying to the the baby in the…
Day 9: The Ninening...
Well we've reach day 9, which is a number you get from multiply 3 by 3, which if you're into numerology, I'm sure means something. We talk about why Andy is wearing an eye-patch, sprained dog tails, …
8 Days Later (Like 28 Days Later, but shorter)
Day 8 Beeches! This is very real.... the police are looking for the mother of the baby in a box and we don’t want anyone to be alarmed. We called them. The mom will get the baby back when she sends u…
It's Been One Week...
Hey Beeches, we've officially been quarantined for a week, and that's either one third of the time, or one eight, but maybe one fifty-secondth. We have no idea, but what we do know is that Love Is Bl…
Six is the Mark of the Beast (Charlie)
Today we talk global economic collapse, anal, and how Andy plans to trick a group of marauders into a hatchet fight. Stay at home, wash your hands, and don't lick your lover's eyeballs. For exclusive…
On the 5th day of quarantine my true love gave to me...
Welp, it's been five days and Andy proposed. He fashioned a 1920's ring out of scrap metal, diamonds and a big ol' ruby he found in the yard while digging a hole to hide the quiet box. The baby is fi…
May the 4th be with flu...
Hey guys, today is Rosebud's Bday. She hates birthdays and made us record the episode last night so she could pout all day today. We talk about the broadening coronavirus and quarantine, and more pla…
Find Your Beach #3
It's Day 3 and the sight of our naked bodies disgust us now. We have to stop eating all the supplies! Snacks, toilet paper, batteries.... nothing is safe from our fear-stricken hunger. Andy is terri…
Day 2
Nothing has happened, and the cracks in the facade are beginning to show. Rosebud fantasizes about leaving with a mysterious one inch taller man, and we talk about the film Contagion.
Welcome to Find Your Beach
Well we're quarantined, so what else can we do, but start a podcast. Rosebud and I talk about day one of avoiding Coronavirus, and our contingency plan, or lack thereof one.